Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
DarthVader77 9
Call me pig, but I will NEVER have anything with a girl who throws herself at me. Long story short, YDI
babyseastar 5
You poor thing
GetOffMyLevel 8
#Lada
slaythebois 6
I'm sorry but you need to get over that dbag because he doesnt deserve you
Inked0803 12
I hope you didn't like him for his "maturity" cuz he sounds like a pathetic doucher
sassy2085 16
Just remember what Eleanor Roosevelt said " No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" Good on you for having the confidence to give it a go. Now you know he is not worth the angst. :)
davincidasecond 24
I'm going to agree that this guy you liked was a bit of a jerk. He could have declined in a much more polite way. Honestly though, he has a point. I personally went through being harassed and pretty much stalked by a girl who didn't know me or really like me for who I was. But still she didn't get the hint that I wasn't interested and only really left me alone when I yelled at her when I reached my breaking point. You're probably a young girl who is going through what everyone goes through, but just because you feel a certain way about someone or for someone doesn't mean those feelings are justified. Hence, why you had to write this fml in the first place. Just take this as a learning experience OP. You may feel like shit now but you'll be happier in the long run.
hordriss 14
What an asshole.
hurley12 30
Well now you know he's a ******* tool at least.
jenaayy 7
Awww its ok OP a Jerk like that doesnt Deserve you.