Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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edvin_fml 10
wow! almost everyone's so quick to be judgemental here... how can you, based on incomplete and subjective information bash the guy so badly ? maybe he is a dick, maybe he isn't. from the information provided, I think it's not only possible, but actually likely that the girl 'deserved it'. she comes across like an immature teen that has an unrealistic idea of love. the fact that the guy lectured her for 10 minutes on why he turned her down is a nice gesture in my opinion. the fact that he said she knows nothing about him indicates that indeed the girl has a silly crush from afar on this person. when some random person you don't really know 'confesses' to loving you, how would you react ? sorta creeped out, likely. however, this guy was decent enough to explain to this girl all of these things, even though as told by the girl, some of his comments could seem a bit sardonic (but I think he was just being honest). last of all, his twilight comment further seems to underscore the girls unrealistic expectations, her imaturity... I bet 50 bucks she is in her early teens. im not judging here or claiming to posses absolute truth。 all i'm doing is pointing out a different perspective. i think it would be best if people were more tolerant, more able to see the different perspectives, and less judgemental. and if anyone replies to this with ‘smartass' comments like ’oh you‘re probably that guy lol’，well all i can say is that you have the wits of a chimp. if you're gonna make a comment meant to be offensive, please use your brains for once and come up with something more creative.
awkward_gothlady 32
Yes, she may have been unrealistic or immature or whatever, but telling someone you love them/are attracted to them is difficult, even for more mature people. He shot her down in an unnecessarily cruel way. Unless she'd been stalking him repeatedly, a simple, "I'm sorry, I don't feel that way about you" would have sufficed.
Paigeleei 8
And another perspective. The guy is the immature one. Maybe she isn't the hottest so he pretty much told her to screw off. He could be one of those guys that only cares about himself or perhaps likes hurting people. There are lots if people who say things to people just to hurt them.
Ins0mau 20
I agree it was probably a silly crush. But he didn't have to be so ruthless about it. That stuff can hurt a lot. Being young and naive doesn't mean you deserve to have your heart ripped out.
queerdragon 20
No one learns and grows unless they face challenges in their life. The guy was a jerk to approach the situation with a huge stick up his ass, but we do not know his side of the story. Op might have been the fifteenth girl that week to claim they liked him. He might have other things going on in his life. It does not excuse being an immature asshole, but life is never fair.
pnutbutternjelly 15
Well on the bright side, im sure you for over that crush really fast.
Axel5238 29
It really depends how she asked. I knew a chick in college that was borderline stalker that wouldn't take no for an answer. I knew another girl that had a crush on guy and found his car touch it and freak out and the guy found out and flipped on the girl and her friend rightfully so. This really depends on the OP but given that the guy spent ten 10 min telling her off and mentioned twighlight I somehow doubt the op didn't come across as creepy.
jamieeelynn57 8
Can I give him a kick to the balls? It doesn't matter what you said, he didn't have to be a total jerk off. He isn't worth your time.
queerdragon 20
So it does not matter what Op said, but it matters what the guy said? Either people have to watch what they say or no one does. Just because the guy came across as a jerk, does not mean he was. We only know Op's perspective. For all we know, she claimed to love him, said they were perfect for one another, and implied they would have fifteen kids all named after the Cullen family. I think whether or not the guy is a "jerk" relies entirely on what Op said and did. I have had men come up to me and confess their deep, unending love. They said I would bare them beautiful children. It is creepy and I sure as hell went off on them. Just because Op is female does not mean she is the victim in this case.
srogue74 5
cant blame him, you are probably ugly.
KickItHigh 32
Gosh. He seems like a douchebag with a big ego. All he had to say was that he was flattered and wasn't interested. This guy is not worth your time, OP.
emmybabe987 10
you'll find someone who appreciates you, OP, don't worry :)
XxWormFoodxX 14
That's a cold mofo right there
Prelud 9
Sounds like you deserved it for being a weakling
idontrember 1
Almost same thing happened to me.