Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, my crush, who has turned me down in the past, actually gave me the “Why can’t I find a decent guy like you?” speech. That’s it, I’m officially THAT guy, I’m just that pathetic. I’d happily never see her again after this, except we live on the same street and work in the same building. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
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copalolita 17
Yikes. Sorry but he doesn’t find you attractive. He was trying to let you down easily. Attractiveness is subjective. Not everyone is a gold coin. Some people like silver coins and others like gold coins. Just because this guy doesn’t fancy you doesn’t mean someone else won’t. To the one meant for you, you’ll be a goddess. Don’t let this get you down.
Rake 18
Sounds like an amazing guy. Why would you push him into a corner like that?
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copalolita 17
Yikes. Sorry but he doesn’t find you attractive. He was trying to let you down easily. Attractiveness is subjective. Not everyone is a gold coin. Some people like silver coins and others like gold coins. Just because this guy doesn’t fancy you doesn’t mean someone else won’t. To the one meant for you, you’ll be a goddess. Don’t let this get you down.
Rake 18
Sounds like an amazing guy. Why would you push him into a corner like that?
idragosani 17
He's just not that into you. Deal with it.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Hey, no means no. There's no point in pushing at him.