Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
ecascio2010 9
What a douche. Glad you didn't end up dating him, he sounds like an asshole.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Wow what an asshole. You really don't want to be with someone like him. He's a douche and for him to stomp on your feelings like that was uncalled for. You dodged a bullet by not dating him, there are more fish in the sea.
buggalooshrimp 3
I understand you had a huge crush on him, but if he did not know you well enough to believe that you genuinely liked him because of who he is, then perhaps what you felt was a relatively superficial attraction. And perhaps he felt offended by that possibility--or worse, had too much experience with this phenomenon. As for the pat on the head, he probably felt awkward trying to comfort a crying girl--especially since anything resembling a hug would give you the wrong impression. Perhaps he could have been nicer and perhaps you could have come across as or have been more genuine. I'm very sorry, and better luck next time, OP. :(
kiwifruitred 18
If he was worth your effort he would have handled the situation more sensible. On the other hand though, maybe he had a point? We don't know OP's story. Maybe OP is a 14 year old high school girl and her crush is a senior she has never spoken to before? That would explain his reaction. Sorry, OP :/
vinayj009 5
Well, he may be a serial killer.
LarrysLady 2
I've been there OP, but he and his buddies made fun of me afterwards. You can do better!
kayteakay 26
Someone needs to teach that guy some manners. Dickwad.
Dcm210 19
What a douch.
CaptainBlack 18
People like this are the reason girls are so often afraid to go for guys, instead waiting for a guy to approach them. Thanks for making it harder for guys everywhere, dildoface.
gloooooria 14
Exactly! What's so hard about saying something like, "Wow, I'm very flattered but I'm not romantically interested in you. But would love to continue our friendship." Honest but still polite. Being turned down is a dent to our egos but being told off like Op was is a total JERK move and uncalled for.
abbyycarper 13
Aww that sucks