Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
PoInterest 4
Time to move on. There are better guys out there.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
FYL, but he's correct in that he's clearly not the right guy for you. Better luck next time.
olpally 33
Should've kicked him in the balls for being a douche bag like that. A simple "no" would have sufficed.
worldclassrager 41
Tough love...maybe over time he'll give you a chance...
DiamondxandxGold 6
what a pig! he don't deserve you don't cry for a ass like him
Coolet90 7
well do u know anything about him? if not you should know plenty about him now.. he's a douche
WildTuna 4
harsh :/ know that feeling.
gunnerblaster 21
Sounds like a self-conceited asshole. You dodged a bullet, OP. If he was already destroying your emotions seconds after your confession, it was most likely never going to work out. Find someone who'll accept your emotions. And if you didn't know anything about him - Then perhaps that's a lesson to take away from this. Get to know someone a little bit before confessing to them.
Kukironosuke 16
Shut up Sakura, just because you're physically attracted to the uchiha doesn't mean you should get to date sasuke, if you knew more about him, and didn't just fangirl over him, maybe he would acknowledge you as a partner
mkcherry 14
He could have been a lot less rude but if you've never talked to him for an extended period of time and just randomly started confessing your love without knowing his personality, beliefs, morals or goals in life then I understand why he found you creepy and annoying, especially if it bored on twilight type obsession. He also mentioned you were delusional if you start spouting off about marriage, love, wanting to be together to a man you arent even friends with, maybe he has a point. Not sure why everyone is calling him a jerk and asshole without hearing his side of story, he could be a genuinely nice guy while OP is a delusional stalker.