Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, after feeding my cats, I walked out of the room. Five minutes later, I heard one of them making a hacking sound. Knowing the outcome, I went to get some paper towels to wipe up the mess. When I went in, my other cat was eating it. Certain things cannot be unseen. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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Top comments
bro1oke 0
That was your karma letting you know you should never blame cats.
pdp_fml 21
Your cats weren't doing their job!
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Comments (95)
davek 36
No, no, no. Is a special kind of hamster. Is filigree Siberian hamster.
jayAZ 3
Lazy cats!!!
Michael_Rayne 0
Just goes to show that your cats aren't doing there job.
silvergaze 1
I love rats. I have 4 of them as pets.
dragonlady1459 3
I suggest you start LETTING your cats up there.
my3rdgenipodtouc 0
Paranormal RATivity?
chubby_choco 17
Wah-wah-waaaaaaaah. *insert picture of anchovy here*
morgan020 0
I live in an old farm house in the country and every year we catch between 10-15 mice. Nasty little things. Set some traps. They like peanut butter. And if you have an attic I'd throw some poison up there. After you feed your cats put away their food and clean up any crumbs. We only kept cats around to help with rodents and if they didn't hunt we would give them away and try to find one that would hunt. The only cat we ever had any luck with passed away a while back and now we have mice again and moles and gophers. It sucks :/
fmlahahaha 5
Kill it b4 it becomes RATS!!!
Simoneaux17 11
Step 1. Acquire night vision goggles. Step 2. Acquire a Rambo knife. Step 3. Wait for the rat to climb onto the counters, and then proceed to viciously separate his body into two slices.