By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.

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ptoka 20

Read #1's comment and the song with JT came into my head... Damn you Pandora!!!

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XxDevilxXGt 26

You're not Dexter you're a phony! Dexter doesn't care to censor. :)

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nitewlf12 10

"I'm a mother lover. You're a mother lover. We should **** each other's mothers." Ah. Thank you lonely island.

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soccerstar1996 18

Oedipus the king logic. And they said English class was a waste of time

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shift_love 13

Mmmm creamy beige

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Smokingweenies 3

I'm very surprised no one made a Freud joke here.

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Zyzz7 12

OP you deserve it for doing it with your own mom. Come on man, what the ****...

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bigwiensch 15

I think that happened in the bible once

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heartemopants 18

Nimrod. I'm so disappointed I know that...

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depocadoll 15

No my darling, you're thinking of Oedipus Rex. Definitely as screwed as the Bible, but more of a satisfying conclusion.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.

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EVnIAS 13

I would look back. what if she has a gun or something that could hurt you!

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NagainaFier 16

Nope; if you look back, you slow down. Just keep running, OP

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XxDevilxXGt 26

At least he'll get shot in the back and not have to see her psycho face before he dies.

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spaboolly 26

Hey, there are some messed up people in the world. I once dated a guy who had a very... disconcerting... attachment to his mommy. That said, the girlfriend still sounds nuts for making that accusation.

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luckyd880 12

Thank goodness "ex" was in this FML.

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permannator 10

I feel like that's said threateningly because of your picture

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luckyd880 12

Don't worry OP, I'll take care of her for you.

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bluehero 17

She took the insult mother ****** too literally.

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HortonThelephant 15

Incestuous relations with your mother? Seems like a legitimate reason to drop your ass and make you look bad. Sorry op

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Ambient25 24

I don't think too many people will get your reference...

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

I think many people will, since psychology is a common class in High Schools.

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jem970 19

A famous ancient Greek story where a son who is meant to be killed returns to his parents kingdom and ends up marrying and having kids with his mother? Anyone who has sat through a high school or college literature class will have heard of this play/story. I commend you sir. This was the first thing that came to my mind after I read this FML.

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bluehero 17

I could basically tell what this comment meant and I've never even heard of the reference. Lol

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_DudeGuy_ 16

23, not even. I am only in 7th grade and understand the reference.

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MuseFan1991 14

if you're in seventh grade doesn't that make you 12? shouldn't you still be on club penguin?

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grumpybr 13

Hahahaha FMLs about cheating get crazier by the day.

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