By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 672
You deserved it 3 977

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Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.


Fudge? Looool jk. Fuck.

Read #1's comment and the song with JT came into my head... Damn you Pandora!!!

You're not Dexter you're a phony! Dexter doesn't care to censor. :)

"I'm a mother lover. You're a mother lover. We should fuck each other's mothers." Ah. Thank you lonely island.

Oedipus the king logic. And they said English class was a waste of time

Was her name Stacie

^ "Stacy's it going on..."

Mmmm creamy beige

I'm very surprised no one made a Freud joke here.

OP you deserve it for doing it with your own mom. Come on man, what the fuck...

I think that happened in the bible once

Nimrod. I'm so disappointed I know that...

No my darling, you're thinking of Oedipus Rex. Definitely as screwed as the Bible, but more of a satisfying conclusion.

Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.

I would look back. what if she has a gun or something that could hurt you!

Nope; if you look back, you slow down. Just keep running, OP

At least he'll get shot in the back and not have to see her psycho face before he dies.

Hey, there are some messed up people in the world. I once dated a guy who had a very... disconcerting... attachment to his mommy. That said, the girlfriend still sounds nuts for making that accusation.

Good thing you got out if that relationship.

Thank goodness "ex" was in this FML.

I feel like that's said threateningly because of your picture

Don't worry OP, I'll take care of her for you.

Girl needs to work on her jealousy issues!

She took the insult mother fucker too literally.

Incestuous relations with your mother? Seems like a legitimate reason to drop your ass and make you look bad. Sorry op

Tell us, is your name Oedipus?

I don't think too many people will get your reference...

#13 nonsensical nonsense you speak

I think many people will, since psychology is a common class in High Schools.

A famous ancient Greek story where a son who is meant to be killed returns to his parents kingdom and ends up marrying and having kids with his mother? Anyone who has sat through a high school or college literature class will have heard of this play/story. I commend you sir. This was the first thing that came to my mind after I read this FML.

I could basically tell what this comment meant and I've never even heard of the reference. Lol

23, not even. I am only in 7th grade and understand the reference.

if you're in seventh grade doesn't that make you 12? shouldn't you still be on club penguin?

Hahahaha FMLs about cheating get crazier by the day.