Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
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bjr1208
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Damn trains come out of nowhere
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
+100 for the kindergarteners
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bjr1208
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Damn trains come out of nowhere
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Pentium_4
| 26
a slow mini train. still funny
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doodfunnyguy
| 0
Damn people that can't react to a slow moving train.
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tennisrapper1
| 14
WHAT AN ODDLY CLUSTERED... TRAIN SCHEDULE!
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TransitionCovert
| 6
*If you look very closely, you can see the train is fake*
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
Haha dw OP. im slow too. Infact the other day my brother accidently threw a ball which hit a glass which landed on me and slowly fell to the ground. And i just stared at it as it fell and broke.
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Jonkbaby
| 19
did you take the basterfs out, kill bill style
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Jonkbaby
| 19
come and ride the traincome ride it
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ciscmowe
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How is this an FML? It wasn't a real train
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bjdavey
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Comment moderated. Lol jks
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MyCleverName
| 2
I like trains
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chlorinegreen
| 27
I thought those trains sang music or had a bell or horn. I think you just made the train conductors day OP.
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chili_is_good
| 0
Splatterkill
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SupahAsian
| 4
Gotta keep my eyes open... damn trains could swoop down at anytime.
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shanemaximo
| 7
Was Denzel Washington trying to stop it?
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snuffle
| 3
Choo choooo!
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suxs4ulol
| 22
the wheels on the train go round and round, round and round!
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Incredible_92
| 11
Sucks to be choo OP
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Jakesterk96
| 8
You need to start training your reflexes.
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ThisIsDCG
| 7
I like trains.
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Simoneaux17
| 11
Curt, Curt, CHOO CHOOOO!!!
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tehslack
| 5
And it was most likely your fault.
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cradle6
| 13
I disagree. Trains move in such unpredictable ways, who knows the path they'll travel???
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tehslack
| 5
Perhaps you are right, good sir.
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pdp_fml
| 21
Were you so engrossed in the exhibits that you couldn't hear the mini train coming?
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
+100 for the kindergarteners
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cosmosis
| 12
Pedobear approves of your comment
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cosmosis
| 12
Pedobear approves
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b196315
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Oh, hope you didn't get hurt
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rochelleh
| 11
At least it wasn't a real train...?
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CockAsian
| 14
Well if it were a real train, OP would be in a million little pieces and wouldn't have posted this here FML.
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BlueHue
| 0
I believe (and hope) there is FMyLife in heaven...
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
Hey no need to be embarrassed, kindergarteners are mean! Always telling, stealing crayons, rhyming your name with banana! *shudders* you're lucky you got out of there alive
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
And finger painting.. Oh god the FINGER PAINTING!
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ALpein
| 0
And they constantly tease those poor pedophiles..!
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mufc4everch
| 2
Too far man
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reallytho3
| 11
MY LEG!!! (spongebob guy)
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DalPozzo13
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It's not like it's hard to miss, blame yourself there
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jtthegr8
| 26
Damn kids... Still, its hard to miss a train, the little ones they have for children are pretty damn visible... And easy to hear
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lifeguardd
| 0
I like your picture hahah. I have nothing against homosexuals though.