Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

By MahSquito - 6/2/2012 02:14 - United States

I agree, your life sucks

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By bjr1208 | 3

#3999712 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:37

Damn trains come out of nowhere

By zoPwNAgEzo | 21

#3999728 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:38

+100 for the kindergarteners

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By bjr1208 | 3

#3999712 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:37

Damn trains come out of nowhere

Pentium_4 | 26

#3999823 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:50

a slow mini train. still funny

doodfunnyguy | 0

#3999829 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:50

Damn people that can't react to a slow moving train.

tennisrapper1 | 14

#3999875 - Monday 6 February 2012 9:02

WHAT AN ODDLY CLUSTERED... TRAIN SCHEDULE!

TransitionCovert | 6

#3999901 - Monday 6 February 2012 9:08

*If you look very closely, you can see the train is fake*

GovernorGeneral | 8

#3999909 - Monday 6 February 2012 9:11

Haha dw OP. im slow too. Infact the other day my brother accidently threw a ball which hit a glass which landed on me and slowly fell to the ground. And i just stared at it as it fell and broke.

Jonkbaby | 16

#4000010 - Monday 6 February 2012 9:45

did you take the basterfs out, kill bill style

Jonkbaby | 16

#4000032 - Monday 6 February 2012 9:53

come and ride the traincome ride it

ciscmowe | 5

#4000189 - Monday 6 February 2012 10:51

How is this an FML? It wasn't a real train

bjdavey | 8

#4000210 - Monday 6 February 2012 11:06

Comment moderated. Lol jks

MyCleverName | 2

#4000282 - Monday 6 February 2012 12:02

I like trains

chlorinegreen | 27

#4000466 - Monday 6 February 2012 13:10

I thought those trains sang music or had a bell or horn. I think you just made the train conductors day OP.

chili_is_good | 0

#4002521 - Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:35

Splatterkill

SupahAsian | 4

#4003271 - Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:48

Gotta keep my eyes open... damn trains could swoop down at anytime.

shanemaximo | 7

#4007149 - Wednesday 8 February 2012 1:49

Was Denzel Washington trying to stop it?

By snuffle | 3

#3999718 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:37

Choo choooo!

suxs4ulol | 22

#3999818 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:48

the wheels on the train go round and round, round and round!

Incredible_92 | 11

#4000299 - Monday 6 February 2012 12:07

Sucks to be choo OP

Jakesterk96 | 8

#4001926 - Monday 6 February 2012 22:20

You need to start training your reflexes.

ThisIsDCG | 7

#4002305 - Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:49

I like trains.

Simoneaux17 | 11

#4007378 - Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:05

Curt, Curt, CHOO CHOOOO!!!

By tehslack | 5

#3999719 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:37

And it was most likely your fault.

cradle6 | 13

#4000921 - Monday 6 February 2012 16:32

I disagree. Trains move in such unpredictable ways, who knows the path they'll travel???

tehslack | 5

#4001301 - Monday 6 February 2012 18:58

Perhaps you are right, good sir.

By pdp_fml | 21

#3999725 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:37

Were you so engrossed in the exhibits that you couldn't hear the mini train coming?

By zoPwNAgEzo | 21

#3999728 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:38

+100 for the kindergarteners

cosmosis | 12

#4000047 - Monday 6 February 2012 9:56

Pedobear approves of your comment

cosmosis | 12

#4000565 - Monday 6 February 2012 13:56

Pedobear approves

By b196315 | 1

#3999731 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:38

Oh, hope you didn't get hurt

By rochelleh | 11

#3999736 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:38

At least it wasn't a real train...?

CockAsian | 14

#3999860 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:59

Well if it were a real train, OP would be in a million little pieces and wouldn't have posted this here FML.

BlueHue | 0

#4000419 - Monday 6 February 2012 12:59

I believe (and hope) there is FMyLife in heaven...

By bizarre_ftw | 21

#3999738 - Monday 6 February 2012 8:38

Hey no need to be embarrassed, kindergarteners are mean! Always telling, stealing crayons, rhyming your name with banana! *shudders* you're lucky you got out of there alive