By MahSquito - 06/02/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 492
You deserved it 6 372

Same thing different taste


Damn people that can't react to a slow moving train.


*If you look very closely, you can see the train is fake*

GovernorGeneral 8

Haha dw OP. im slow too. Infact the other day my brother accidently threw a ball which hit a glass which landed on me and slowly fell to the ground. And i just stared at it as it fell and broke.

did you take the basterfs out, kill bill style

How is this an FML? It wasn't a real train

chlorinegreen 27

I thought those trains sang music or had a bell or horn. I think you just made the train conductors day OP.

SupahAsian 4

Gotta keep my eyes open... damn trains could swoop down at anytime.

shanemaximo 7

Was Denzel Washington trying to stop it?

tehslack 5

And it was most likely your fault.

cradle6 13

I disagree. Trains move in such unpredictable ways, who knows the path they'll travel???

tehslack 5

Perhaps you are right, good sir.

Were you so engrossed in the exhibits that you couldn't hear the mini train coming?

CockAsian 14

Well if it were a real train, OP would be in a million little pieces and wouldn't have posted this here FML.

BlueHue 0

I believe (and hope) there is FMyLife in heaven...

bizarre_ftw 21

Hey no need to be embarrassed, kindergarteners are mean! Always telling, stealing crayons, rhyming your name with banana! *shudders* you're lucky you got out of there alive

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

And finger painting.. Oh god the FINGER PAINTING!

And they constantly tease those poor pedophiles..!

reallytho3 11
DalPozzo13 10

It's not like it's hard to miss, blame yourself there

Damn kids... Still, its hard to miss a train, the little ones they have for children are pretty damn visible... And easy to hear

I like your picture hahah. I have nothing against homosexuals though.