A hot steamy plate of black death

With a dessert of incorrect knowledge about transmission.

Nice one #38

Rats are very intelligent, reason why they use rats instead of humans.

Maybe more intelligent than you, #20

I'm pretty sure they use rats for testing because its more of a controversy to use humans. i mean, just a hunch.

They also use rats instead of dogs to find land mines (they're extremely intelligent and lightweight) and do some other really cool stuff, maybe that is what #20 was referring to?

There's actually a very simple way to get rid of mice, rats and roaches: Clean your shit! Seriously. It's bits of food and dust that feed the pest food chain. Get rid of those, your pests will leave. It's really that simple.

no its not that simple if the OP lives in an older building where people lived there before them.

I had a lazy cat who'd let mice run past it.

Guys are too stubborn for that haha

I'm pretty sure the Pied Piper played the flute.

Yes, but a bagpiper will make everything run away!