Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
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Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, after feeding my cats, I walked out of the room. Five minutes later, I heard one of them making a hacking sound. Knowing the outcome, I went to get some paper towels to wipe up the mess. When I went in, my other cat was eating it. Certain things cannot be unseen. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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bro1oke 0
That was your karma letting you know you should never blame cats.
pdp_fml 21
Your cats weren't doing their job!
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Comments (95)
bamberbear 0
Cats are supposed to eat mice, not let them crawl on your counters.
ProhibitionRose 14
Rats and mice are completely different.
my2centsworth 15
Well, tell those cats to get up on the counters and get to work!!
wriptidez 0
ok santize what u can and pitch the rest... best wishes
MizuWolf 3
RATS ARE ******* ADORABLE. Go onto Deviantart.com and type in ratties, or rats in the search bar. YOUR MIND WILL BE ******* CHANGED FOREVER.
SeedlessMe 13
Hey, I love rats. I've had my share of them for pets... But wild rats are a bit different. Unless they're still babies, then you can probably domesticate them :)
itsmygoodlife 4
you have multiple cats..why can't your useless cats catch the rat
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Not all cats are good at catching rodents. You basically have to train them when they are young to be good hunters.
sleepyhungry93 0
And you have cats?
Calyx_fml 22
Was it wearing a pink harness?
teacupkoi 9
Um...you keep cameras in your kitchen? If this is for broad home security purposes, I can understand - but if you put up the cams to specifically spy on your cats, it's make you look rather idiotic. Sure, you can train your cats not to be on the counters during the day, but once you're asleep...they're cats. They'll do whatever the hell they want to do. What are you going to do, sit on the counter with a spray bottle all night and wait for them? (And yes, having a wild rat in your house sucks, but that's beside the point.)
submynutz 3
Thats just nasty rats spread deseases and bleach doesnt really work try something else
Okayitwasme 0
Shiver.....! That would creep me out! Get a dachshund. Not a Minnie. They will get rid of them for you.