Kids, Transportation, Embarrassing and Cars: Get outta my way

Get outta my way

By Anonymous - 05/06/2023 18:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had a DMV appointment I couldn’t miss. With my one year-old in the car, the anti theft system started going off and I couldn't get it to stop, so we just drove to the DMV with the car alarm going off. FML

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mcsmee 7

Tuesday 6 June 2023 4:57

Not a very effective anti-theft system if it allowed the car to be driven WHILE IT WAS GOING OFF!

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mcsmee 7

Tuesday 6 June 2023 4:57

Not a very effective anti-theft system if it allowed the car to be driven WHILE IT WAS GOING OFF!

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