mkayden

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  • The Hague,
  • 25 years old
  • Tuesday 22 July 1997
  • single
About Mkayden
Last name hungry, first name always. Whaddup fam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Mkayden's FML badges

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.

  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    16%

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    19%

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    62%

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    16%

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    60%

  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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Mkayden's favorite FMLs

littleteapot tells us more.

littleteapot 21

Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no

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Send a private message

Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.

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