Anonymous
Carpentersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
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Anonymous
Corning, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Spyware
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
awkward O_o
Saint Paul, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
JN5SLK
Salt Lake City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF roomie?
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
lunchbox2353
United States
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
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perdix 29
She's not too bright, is she?
ticktockbaboom 6
Hey, times are tough
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Comments (143)
worldclassrager 39
First it's yours doesn't she have her own flashlight to ********** with?
Googsy8921 1
It's about time someone found her G-spot
maggiefox 25
Guess it's her flashlight now...
Xotoolyxo 16
She owes you a new flashlight
happyfingers 15
Well that situation could've been a lot better... But it also could've been worse, right? And least it was just a flashlight. And now you know what to get her for her next birthday/Christmas!
musicophilia 3
"Trying" to use it? Does that mean s/he didn't succeed? LOL!
tegraturbo2000 15
maybe there is a bright side to the situation
oyemba 6
The light?
jimmywithsalt 19
I have to wonder.. Which end was, uh, in?
abeg157 14
Hm, at least you don't eat with it. Trust me, another roommate op had it a tad bit worse. Hope you can sort it out.
cerberes_fml 3
you spelt that wrong. its fleshlight