By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:04 - United States - Carpentersville

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Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
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perdix 29

She's not too bright, is she?

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gandhislayer 6

I see nothing in the post stating the roommate was female. Either way its disturbing but more so if its a male.

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dawood_k 27

It's getting dark in here... Flashlight flashlight... Goodness so many songs come to mind to suite this moment

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buckdharma 36

Lite Brite, making things with light Such a sight, making things with light bright

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BrutalPoodle 5

Was it a big black mag lite? I am just trying to get a feel of what kind of guy she is into.

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pedinhuh 23

You know what they say: "Once you go black, you never go back".

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stephiijo 15

Tee-hee, there are currently 69 comments. Immaturity strikes again.

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peacejunior 12

Don't be judgemental OP. She might be trying to show her future kids and those less lucky eggs a glimpse of how christmas decoration will look like once turned on. No pun intended.

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grunt_fml 17

A trace of chilli powder on every *****-shaped object might be a good idea, just to make sure you still can touch all of your possessions after being away for some time.

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Frozen_W 6

I just pictured the flashlight turning on and off, on and off. :/

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