Anonymous
Carpentersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
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Anonymous
Corning, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Spyware
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
awkward O_o
Saint Paul, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
JN5SLK
Salt Lake City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF roomie?
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
tracy4191
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
lunchbox2353
United States
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
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perdix 29
She's not too bright, is she?
ticktockbaboom 6
Hey, times are tough
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gandhislayer 6
I see nothing in the post stating the roommate was female. Either way its disturbing but more so if its a male.
bryan_1989 14
At least your room mate isn't a guy. Ha
dawood_k 27
It's getting dark in here... Flashlight flashlight... Goodness so many songs come to mind to suite this moment
ForkymeetsPorky 15
Cue fleshlight.
buckdharma 37
Lite Brite, making things with light Such a sight, making things with light bright
BrutalPoodle 5
Was it a big black mag lite? I am just trying to get a feel of what kind of guy she is into.
pedinhuh 23
You know what they say: "Once you go black, you never go back".
stephiijo 15
Tee-hee, there are currently 69 comments. Immaturity strikes again.
peacejunior 12
Don't be judgemental OP. She might be trying to show her future kids and those less lucky eggs a glimpse of how christmas decoration will look like once turned on. No pun intended.
grunt_fml 17
A trace of chilli powder on every *****-shaped object might be a good idea, just to make sure you still can touch all of your possessions after being away for some time.
Frozen_W 6
I just pictured the flashlight turning on and off, on and off. :/