Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
Not now, guys
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Life is a roller coaster
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
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Mole116 4
LOL WTF. That's... creepy... O_o
GoW_Chick 15
It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.
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Comments (209)
autumn1474 0
Well that's weird lol
pslcdsl 9
what has been seen, cannot be unseen. FYL
knndybobby 0
Scared for life
legresley85 1
Be thankful thats all they were doing, it's their house after all.
l0v3p4in 7
O.o
cmars3 7
I find it funny that over 100 people think that OP deserved to see their mom scratching the dads ass with a fork lol
desireev 18
There are MANY FMLs that I see where I ask, "Why so many YDIs??".. Makes me wonder if they were accidentally clicked.. Or if it's the idiots who constantly post the stupid comments..
eatsleepjb 8
Haha I use the iPod app and half the time I'm trying to put Fyl i accidentally put ydi...and I absolutely hate people that just go around trying to find reasons to put ydi!
lacrosse_king 5
Forks work awesome
darkkisses 6
That's sucks! Maybe you and your friend can make an inside joke about it? Even though I feel bad for you.... This honestly made my day!
jmad109 3
At which point I would have promptly said if the boner police are here i demand a lawyer
Calyx_fml 22
Bon appetit!