maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
Sonofa
Cold Lake, Canada
Not now, guys
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
smf_ds
Rebordosa, Portugal
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
nomorecleaning
Augusta, United States
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
ouharguohargssdf
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Username
Life is a roller coaster
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
maddie
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
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Mole116 4
LOL WTF. That's... creepy... O_o
GoW_Chick 15
It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.
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Comments (209)
ewiekiwi 8
Hahahhaa... Wow.. What an awkward sight.
subwoofa 0
Never trust your cutlery again
CassidyC8 0
Dude,your parents are awesome!
snakkula 2
and they worry about the kids being home alone
xxHodgieLuvs1Dxx 0
Um. Ew...!
aimeesea75 16
Note to self: don't use the forks.
Honda288 2
Awesome!
Sdyney6 0
Kinky..!
Sdyney6 0
Kinky..!
e_bethell 0
ummm thats ****** weird!!