By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
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x_the_lancer_x 13
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Do the same but make a show of scratching your balls next time.

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Oh mother in laws...

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Bloink 25
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Oh mother in laws...

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redwaygirl 5

I was really hoping for a good mother in law joke first

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I'm not that clever on quick thinking

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starile 19
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OP: Haha, you sure got me! Sounds like someone's never going to meet her grandchildren! :D *big smile, walk away*

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jw90 18

Damn she really hates your ass OP.

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tjv3 10

Tell her that later in life you will help pick her nursing home and then just smile

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emeraldisle 30
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Looks like you won't be eating dinner with them ever again.

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zandalee 19
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What the fuck did you do to make them hate you so much OP?!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Well apparently OP married their daughter. What a selfish dick he is for marrying their little girl! She could have married a lawyer or a doctor! Shame on you, OP, letting love get the best of you..

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x_the_lancer_x 13
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Do the same but make a show of scratching your balls next time.

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crzyknt 9
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Shed prob get all excited and attempt to take a bite out of his balls aswell

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vipirius 18
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I think it's trying to communicate.

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akaiberry 15
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She sounds like an ass...

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FMLkoala 28
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Why must FML be filled with puns

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Wizardo 33

#12,cos its the easiest and lowest form of wit next to sarcasm unless you construct eloquent poetry out of the sarcastic and witty pun-ditry.

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Jayalferez 15
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I would lose my apetite as soon as she pointed at her butt crack :s

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Really? Whenever I see someone do that, I get uncontrollably hungry. I thought that was normal? No?

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TyT63 12

have sex with your wife on their bed

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octaviamarieb 18

don't eat too much.. yikes!

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efettes 19
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Or any at all...

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Enslaved 36
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The "later on" part leads me to believe that dinner was already eaten. But it's still not too late to purposely vomit in her living room on her Persian rug! :P

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redwaygirl 5

Does your wife realize that?

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olpally 32

Just ignore her and throw the food out.

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Kataclysm97 32
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These are the kinds of people whose doorsteps deserve to be littered with lit dog shit.

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