Today I saved my wife's puppy from drowning in an icy pond and I ended up in the ER struggling to breath from the water in my lungs. When my wife showed up to see me, I caught her flirting with my doctor. FML
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Bloo2555
| 22
Dump the wife, keep the dog.
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interesting33
| 36
that was kind of you OP. if it is dangerous like the water is cold and could therefore cause you to go into shock, then I believe the recommendation is not to risk your life, even if it is a human because you could then be in danger yourself and someone would have to save you. your wife may have been flirting or it could have been misinterpreted, she could have just been being nice or friendly. If she was flirting then it quite possibly doesn't mean anything. sometimes I think it is natural reaction and hard to help. but it really sucks. OP, thank you for helping that dog, please be careful though and I hope your wife gave you loads of attention and love and appreciation!
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interesting33
| 36
that was kind of you OP. if it is dangerous like the water is cold and could therefore cause you to go into shock, then I believe the recommendation is not to risk your life, even if it is a human because you could then be in danger yourself and someone would have to save you. your wife may have been flirting or it could have been misinterpreted, she could have just been being nice or friendly. If she was flirting then it quite possibly doesn't mean anything. sometimes I think it is natural reaction and hard to help. but it really sucks. OP, thank you for helping that dog, please be careful though and I hope your wife gave you loads of attention and love and appreciation!
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Bloo2555
| 22
Dump the wife, keep the dog.
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OCD_NME
| 17
Well at least you already have a dog house to put your wife in.
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lexos
| 16
Take the puppy and leave the 2 of you deserve better
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articwolf2
| 17
What an ice queen! Wonder where she gets off acting so cold!
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mattyiscool123
| 26
Too soon
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Ifuckedthefeartu
| 30
That was good of you OP, also, are you sure she was flirting? What exactly did she say? I think regardless you should talk it out with her. At least before divorcing her as many have recommended.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
A bit of flirting never harmed anyone, some people do it every so often to boost their ego and self esteem. Doesn't mean they want to run away with them.
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Mathalamus
| 23
There’s harmless flirting and there is flirting at the worst time ever.
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boopingsnoot
| 23
I know from experience that being sick or injured makes it easier to negatively misinterpret others' actions. And, nobody is perfect. Once you're better, ask your wife - nicely - about it.
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davecross
| 11
Your dying he's rich why not
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pjsr
| 31
This was supposed to be in Best of the Worst, right?