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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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Life is a roller coaster

By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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Mole116 4

Monday 9 January 2012 15:46

LOL WTF. That's... creepy... O_o

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 9 January 2012 15:50

It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.

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MelTheGreat 23

Monday 9 January 2012 15:56

Scratch. That. Itch.

jaredjudd21 2

Monday 9 January 2012 15:56

Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher?

josh8215 21

Monday 9 January 2012 16:00

Butt scratcher!

jaredjudd21 2

Monday 9 January 2012 16:03

:( buttscratcher...

ninjaboy18 6

Monday 9 January 2012 18:03

Haha! This made me laugh :)

butterflybella 0

Monday 9 January 2012 15:57

Poor op lol. That's really embarrassing

akallaan 7

Monday 9 January 2012 15:58

Spooning leads to forking ;)

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 9 January 2012 15:59

This made me lol.

kei1108 13

Monday 9 January 2012 20:07

Genius!!! ;D

drsaw4 0

Monday 9 January 2012 15:58

That's kinky

islander03 5

Monday 9 January 2012 15:59

and then you wonder if they do this all the time .... with other forks you eat from

MinaSarinaxx 3

Monday 9 January 2012 16:00

Well at least you have a close family :)

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 January 2012 16:02

dinner is served?

brianfantana32 10

Monday 9 January 2012 16:03

Welcome home

unagi_fml 9

Monday 9 January 2012 16:06

Classy.

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