maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML
Sonofa
Cold Lake, Canada
Not now, guys
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
smf_ds
Rebordosa, Portugal
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
nomorecleaning
Augusta, United States
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
ouharguohargssdf
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Username
Life is a roller coaster
Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML
maddie
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
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Mole116 4
LOL WTF. That's... creepy... O_o
GoW_Chick 15
It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.
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Comments (209)
Mr25_fml 14
and to think one day you'll be able to embarrass your kids like that too..
jerry2011 4
Hope you didn't offer dinner to your friend.
meeeaner_th 16
I don't think he or she would have accepted. :S
xxmusicroxxx 0
Eww!! Do you eat with it?? BOIL IT!!!
jerry2011 4
Or burn it
xxmusicroxxx 0
Can you do that? Wouldn't it like melt or something?
Juju123187 2
This makes me laugh, I bet Mom and Dad were being all cute and flirty before OP showed up. Praise the happy marriage.
xSorry_fml 10
Try not to imagine what else they have used silverware for while your eating.
zoeypony98 0
I thought this read stretching...
RedPillSucks 33
Stretching his butt hole???? Filthy, filthy girl.... (send me your number)
Epsilonyx 15
"Welcome home, son! Leftovers for dinner." *hands you fork*
eatsleepjb 8
Today, h
eatsleepjb 8
Lol didn't mean to post that
drawmesunshine 17
Really? 'Cause yesterday, g
eatsleepjb 8
I was in the middle of typing a word lol
perdix 31
On the bright side, you could have walked in five minutes later when she switched to the rolling pin. Or the melon-baller? Or the egg beater?
Fjeldfe 8
That's not nice to see. But a least you know that they love each other! Unless she did it violently, that is!