By sharkgirl4 - 25/08/2014 16:17 - United States - Rialto

Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML
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dudeman1212 22
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Guess he's not a fan of you

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expertsmilee 26

I'd rotate roommates if I were you.

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dudeman1212 22
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Guess he's not a fan of you

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cryssycakesx3 22

do you think his thumb oscillates now?

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Jdoge1309 6
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Fucking nailed it

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sharkgirl4 23
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As much as my thumb hurts, it is almost worth it to see all the puns.

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cryssycakesx3 22

it was a small joke. no need for all the thumbs down...

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dudeman1212 22
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#63...you are why I love this site

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expertsmilee 26

I'd rotate roommates if I were you.

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HersheySquirts 17
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#2 How many circles does Op have to spin his roomate in, to get even?

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Lasagnaa 24

I'd make the roommate pay for my hospital bills! FYL

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jokeman560 12
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You seem pretty cool Haha

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cryssycakesx3 22

please, elaborate...

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silvercamaro 22
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Or don't, that's fine too.

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cryssycakesx3 22

never mind. it clicked, I get it ,.

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garadan1 18
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Yikes... Looks like your roomate needs to cool down.... Please excuse the horrible fan pun!

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nlm92 15

5, that was a pun? ;)

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NicH1799 20
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What a fan-tastic guy.

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whenitdidhappen 14
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clearly your roommate lacks sense of humor.FYL, OP and time to plan for revenge

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thevelociraptor 31
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OP's roommate has a sense of humour, just the wrong kind.

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23lf 16

Hope OP's roomie has a sense I humor when OP beats his ass.(once his thumb is healed, of course)

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Godsofdracos 15
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Maybe he needed a hand.

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Drizl 17
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You should have hurt him more than he hurt you.

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