Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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Comments (294)
deathproof_fml 0
Holy shit that is a true FML...that blows.
Njord09 2
Oh please, you mom is bissexual (at the least), deal with it and grow up. I wish there was the "so what" button =/ not an fml at all.
beast547 0
lol, that teacher NEEDS to get fired RIGHT NOW! It doesn't matter if she is bisexual, lesbian, or strait, it is totally unproffesional to sleep with the mother of one of your students. And it is totally ****** up, if a male teacher had slept with the mom he would be getting sacked too for SLEEPING with a Student's parents.
Njord09 2
well that is also just stupid. don't see anything wrong about two adults have consented sex, be they male or female, teacher and a student father/daughter. It would be wrong to have with the student though. But then again i'm not a paranoid american..... I hope the op mom's and the teacher get together. I hope they marry. Not in california though.
Ianslilgoofball 0
Wow. You fool. The girl IS obviously upset that her parents are splitting. And to add insult to injury, she has to directly deal with the person who broke up their family. The OP has every right to be upset.
DWdizzy 0
agree fully
FoxiieRoxiie 0
R U JOKING ME?! TO PEOPLE WHO SAID THAT THIS ISN'T AN FML CAN GO SUCK AN EGG! THIS REALLY SUCKS. It's not like her parents are "just" divorcing...her mother cheated on someone she has to CONTINUOUSLY see. Thats F***ed up!!!! Sorry doll
Njord09 2
Copernicus Called, and you are not the center of the universe ! people here saying this is fml because the teacher or whomever didnt consider how that would affect her. Bo-hoo ! People have lives of their own, with problems and feelings of their own. Welcome to the real world where people do what they think is best for them and not as personal vendetta against some people. The phrase for today will be: I should not be so self-centered.
catriona_cd 0
well they cant sack the teacher for being gay or having sex.. but yeah it sucks :(
Malexhe 0
If I were you, I would try to transfer out of her class, or the school altogether. Seriously, I don't think I could ever face your teacher if I were you with out slapping her. She should at least have enough moral and self control not to have an affair with a student's MARRIED mother. That's seriously ****** up.
trystesse 0
i agree it sucks, but they can't fire the teacher for having a sex life...
Forever2204 0
That definitely sucks!
Elricay 0
Haha, is it ironic that this has happened to my family on with the female vice principal at an elementary school? But still, at least I don't have to see my mom's girlfriend. That sucks :( Seriously.
MmmHotWaffles 0
I laughed out loud