Holidays: Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe....

By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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By jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 06:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, after a grueling business trip, my husband and I came home to all our furniture broken, every window smashed, all the floors scratched and carpets ripped, all our electronics stolen, and all our food and booze gone. What happened? Our son held a party and invited literally everyone he could from campus. FML

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By schoolkiddo - 08/09/2010 07:35 - Australia

Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

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By My_Name_Is_Zach - 23/07/2012 03:48

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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Monday 28 December 2009 20:26

that'll teach you to stay the hell away from Europe. But seriously, would things have been different if you stayed? Be glad you didnt have to live through it all.

Attrox 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:39

...Wait. Your sister is pregnant. Your brother is arrested for rape. ... Dude, FYL for having an incestuous family!

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Kavurcen 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 12:22

Hey, about all the phone/email comments. Often when someone goes backpacking they go sort of ascetic and some people completely abandon all modern conveniences. At the very least, he wouldn't have had a constant place of contact. He probably didn't have a cell, and if he did, I have a feeling when you take off to Europe for a year you're getting away from something. That being said, FYL.

Kavurcen 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 12:26

I may be reading too much into it, but I think that was supposed to be that last little bit of redeeming humor so readers don't get too depressed that people usually include at the end of their FMLs. Or the punch line.

JP101 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 12:45

Ladies and gentlemen...we have a FML Winner!

tamn8ercl 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 14:12

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA God hates you. Poor fish.

HamzaDGr8 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 14:29

i feel bad for the fish.........poor fish and ohh yea for your stuff too....but hey it isnt that important ...is it??????? the poor fish died

foxyshadis 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:16

This'll hit the top of the Nashville charts in no time!

MademoiselleGab 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:21

Aww, that's so upsetting! That's so sad, I didn't laugh at this one, like I usually do. At least you didn't have to witness anything horrible happening.

myfriend_youfail 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:16

Hmmmm....so.... Your overage brother ****** your/his underage sister and got her pregnant, Mom and Dad couldn't handle the thought of a grandchild born of incest so they split, and Mom sold your things to pay for the booze in which to drown her sorrows? F your goldfish's life.