Thanks for all your help
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in Canada I leave the front door unlocked all day long.. no one ever comes in.. differences between USA/CAN
17, thanks for the info. I'll be stopping by tomorrow.
gotta love a bit of "my nation is better than yooouuurss :p"
yea, well in Australia.....
in Japan we invite burglars in for a cup of tea and some sushi
In Minnesota we don't need security. We have snow. Try breaking in when there's a 5 foot snow drift in front of the door. That's right. You can't.
In Oklahoma there is a bunch of crazy drunks (specially in my town) so it's usually a good idea to lock one's door :)
In New York, you should have at least 2 locks, and a security guard is recommended.... Yea nothing special here :P
in Soviet Russia house robs you
yeah well in OHIO.....
69- I concur also, your my favorite number OP should have locked the door and left the house with someone reliable. also to 17 I live in canada and if I left my door unlocked I prolly wouldn't live thru the night... you must live in Nunavut or some shit
In California, my chihuahua will attack anyone who breaks in!!
in California its mostly a bunch of broke teenagers who r just looking to make a few bucks so they can get there next fix most arnt really experienced so a simple lock will confuse the hell outa them
Lol very true
I live in Utah, and Mormons don't steal, only thing you have to keep your door locked for is the missionaries.
#69 - best comment EVER
Thanks for caring, Dad! *cough*
Yeah, the dad is kind of a selfish jerk. *sneeze*
Now that we've all got that out of our system *dies*
I'm sorry for the corniness. I just like putting whatever I'm doing at the time I'm typing in between two asterisks. *flies away*
Seriously, who does that anymore? I mean- *goes into cardiac arrest*
fags *cough* *sneeze* *die* *fly* *carddiac arrest* ;D
ur dad sux :s
"should have someone checked on my place" I don't understand this part
I think OP meant "should have had someone check on my place."
explain please?
"Hope that helps" meaning that she fixed the typo that got through the Mods on the final check before posting. At least that's what I got out if it. :)
I'm sorry, but your dad's an idiot.
that would really suck if that happened to me
gone daddy gone, the love is gone..
Time to drop someone off the family tree, it seems. It's clear he doesn't care, darling...
Your an idiot.
I actually agree, if his dad was there it would have been extemely unlikely but even if the door was locked someone could just kick it in, you would be surprised how little some people notice.
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17, thanks for the info. I'll be stopping by tomorrow.
Shame your father wasn't home when the burglars came calling, then they might have stolen him too, if you were lucky.