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hahaha sucks to be you!!!
Send her back to the old folks home.
someone should
Abdullah should
well at least she will make all the sandwiches u want
Not always. My SO's mother lives with us and I rarely see her at all unless she cooks up dinner. Fried taters, chili beans, and cornbread! Good Oakie food, love it, and her too. She's just an old sweetheart. She adjusted to living in a home where the cannabis does roam. She's almost 80!
Your one to talk #86
Yea, your not one to talk #86
just move into her house, it should be fine once you air out the old peoples smell and kill all her cats.
well I would throw that old fart out on her ass. she would be the ultimate party pooper, telling stories about the great depression and losing her false teeth. soon your whole house smells of old people. do you have any idea how hard it is to get old lady smell out of a sofa. and chicks don't dig it when there is some strange old lady sitting around waiting to die.
it wasn't intentional. my comment never showed up on the Iphone app so i went on the internet and changed the wording. After I put the new comment in my original showed up.
You spelt "you're" wrong 93 (or 94).
@96 I hope your kiding!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
tell her to live in the basement
ye your right. but only if down there has a kitchen so she can cook
86 speak*
Since your correcting grammar, #124, the word is spelled, not spelt.
you really wanted to say that didn't you.. just because you didn't see it you actually logged on to website lol
Spelt is a word. it's the same as spelled.
kinda like smelled=smelt it's British English. so chill out
162 - Since you're* correcting grammar
I'm just going to correct everyone now with you're*. There's no excuse for not knowing the difference.
Since you are correcting grammar, #162, it's "you're". I love how literally everyone who corrected someone else's post made an error as well.
idiot*
Your name says it all, 99...
Oo hate tha :(
You're
Fail.
That was directed at #2...
Tell her not to pee on the carpet and she can stay, worked for me
Lol 67!
Fork You!!! Fork You!!!
just make her a benedryl breakfast...argue that she does nothing but sleep...then put her in a home...should be gone in a month tops :)...ur very welcome!
or just kill her. works faster
I believe the FML staff can do that.
Oh, I see how it is, KaySL. Stealing my jokes, eh? Fiiiiine. It's on, bitch.
36- I don't know why but there's something very unsettling about your picture.
KaySL, some bitches just need to get cut.
chjil;
Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!! oh and ops and mods have ability to alter your thoughts so put on the al foil hat before it's too late
Hey buddy, come back on FML sobber okay?
46 - I agree and I think because there's some sort of polka dotted growth all over the arms and legs of that girl jumping on that fool, also it just looks creepy in general.
Hope she hot ;3 jk
IRDGAF? Hmm... It's Rolling Down Greasy Arm Folds? I'm Really Disturbed. Got Any Frosting? Idiots Rarely Drink Good Apple Fritters?
"I really don't give a ****"?
Whoops, I noticed that comment too late.
that sucks.. ass..
F the dogs life. The dog had to spend a whole week alone in the house with her.
I guess she doesn't understand personal space. :X
Looks like you're still your mom's bitch. And your dog.. Is your mom's bitch too.
What's a demond?
Dude!? A Demond? Really?
*mumbles* In-laws...
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good... OP: Get out. Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging... OP: Get OUT. Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th... OP: Bitch, I will ******* destroy you.
OMG!! kick her out. that's a tough one. your house.