Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
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DocBastard 40
Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good... OP: Get out. Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging... OP: Get OUT. Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th... OP: Bitch, I will ******* destroy you.
folfin 0
OMG!! kick her out. that's a tough one. your house.
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Comments (202)
justalilrandom2 4
Personally I would let her "know", but that's just me.
elm87 0
haha what an idiot.
Dra1234 0
Omg that blows
oblio 0
she said to tell her "no," not "let her know."
purple_sarah88 0
@16 What are you on about? The OP had his mother in law dog-sit (look after the dog) while he was gone just like people have someone baby-sit, they're not saying their babies are furniture either! Having someone look after the dog shows he knows the dog is alive and needs care, surely if he thought the dog was just a piece of furniture he'd just have left them home alone? Which brings me back to what are you on about?
Calyx_fml 22
You need to have LOUD and crazy sex every night. Make sure she hears all the freaky stuff. Use the toilet with the door open. She'll move out.
nikki9tails 3
I like your comment Aussie
mrfrenchfrye 0
that sucksss!!!
icet1997 0
sucky suck sucks
AzWolf 5
Why did you ask or let your mother-in-law watch your dog? Next time board the dog.
purple_sarah88 0
Maybe because he trusted her? I'm sure he won't make that mistake again! It can be nicer for the dog to stay in their home with someone they know, if that person can be trusted!