Family, Roommate and Awkward: Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst...

By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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Time to run

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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Great news

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2015 01:46 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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You deserved it 3 608

By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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You deserved it 3 815

By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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You deserved it 9 649

Nova Solarius 10

Sunday 10 September 2017 14:17

Did you agree to let her stay? If not, you have every right to kick her out.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 September 2017 15:54

Instead of paying 1/2 the rent, now you just owe 1/3. Win!

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davecross 11

Sunday 10 September 2017 13:56

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MidnaLink 33

Sunday 10 September 2017 15:59

You sick twit. Go sit in a corner and think about what you just wrote.

Nova Solarius 10

Sunday 10 September 2017 14:17

Did you agree to let her stay? If not, you have every right to kick her out.

jediloader 12

Sunday 10 September 2017 15:05

Sounds like the beginning of a **** video! Ride the wave

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 September 2017 15:54

Instead of paying 1/2 the rent, now you just owe 1/3. Win!

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 10 September 2017 19:39

*singing* Oh mama-mia, mama-mia! (Mama-mia! Let me go!!)

jfsiv 17

Sunday 10 September 2017 20:49

literally or figuratively?

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 11 September 2017 11:54

OP, if only your name's on the lease, then kick the mom!

thatslifeiguess7 16

Monday 11 September 2017 16:01

Sophia gives great advice and makes yummy food! Hope you like cheesecake

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