Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
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DocBastard 40
Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good... OP: Get out. Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging... OP: Get OUT. Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th... OP: Bitch, I will ******* destroy you.
folfin 0
OMG!! kick her out. that's a tough one. your house.
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Comments (202)
Libbylove25 0
i hate old people who think they can do whatever they want, i would end this bitches life
stephanieloveswa 0
Any married adult knows you can't just tell your mother in law to get the **** out. sucks for you guy are you sure your wife isn't in on this?
Angi95 3
this has to be the worst FML ever I'm so sorry. I don't think anyone feels the amount of pain your going through right now.
MissBrainDamage 0
81 -Stfu, you're embarrassing yourself.
crashsapphire93 4
Wait until she goes on vacation and move without telling her.
FairyTales_fml 6
WTF is wrong with her!! Oh that wouldn't happen to me!! she goes or I do... believe me she'll be going. you don't know what you're allowing...
Flutist 3
I don't understand why you just don't start moving her stuff out into your car, and tell her to start packing. I woul;d.
justalilrandom2 4
Well I did say I made a mistake, it seems it didn't work. **** off, I made a mistake, get off my back.
princessbug 0
I have one of those...RUN...run far, Far, FAR away!!!!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Uh....Welcome home!