Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
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DocBastard 40
Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good... OP: Get out. Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging... OP: Get OUT. Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th... OP: Bitch, I will ******* destroy you.
folfin 0
OMG!! kick her out. that's a tough one. your house.
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justalilrandom2 4
Not sure if you are aware of this, they invented capital letters a while ago, they go at the start of sentences and proper nouns. As soon as you get some of these amazing capital letters and understand a joke, I'll give you that it was an extremely rubbish one, we shall talk.
pip74205 9
If politely explaining it doesn't get it through, a police officer taking her out of the house will.
stitch_book 4
awwww, trying to change the subject, are we? heads up: deflecting is a tactic used by someone who's desperate for a win, despite the inability to support one's point. so, we're going to stick to the subject, okay? you've no choice in the matter; you gave up that privilege the moment you decided to be a douche without thinking. if the best you can do is pretend you were joking, i'd advise you relieve yourself of the internet, lest one of the many trolls here decide to web-rape you.
justalilrandom2 4
I made a mistake, I admitted I made a mistake and I tried to put in an albeit crap joke, not quite sure what the big deal about that is. It's funny that you talk about someone desperate for a win, have you seen yourself? The rare event of me admitting a mistake took place, rare in that usually I would read the comment first but in a sleep deprived state I didn't, so it's not really looking for a win here, I realised I had lost and attempted to make a little fun of myself. The reason I bring up your distinct lack of capital letters is not so much deflection, more pointing out you are correcting me for correcting yet you aren't perfect either. Obviously you are extremely desperate to try and win here, frankly I couldn't care less, so take away your little victory if it makes you feel a big man, you didn't really win when I'd already admitted defeat.
stitch_book 4
mehh.
stitch_book 4
no, what you'd actually done was attempt to make a fool of ijustLol, except your self-praising "correction" ended up making a fool out no one but yourself. and what happened when others pointed out your case of r'tardness? your double-standards ass took a "**** off" defensive stance with the nerve to assume that no one has the right to "correct" you since, after all, it was only a "joke" and you're just an innocent victim. if you can't bear the taste of your own medicine, it helps to make sure your pedestal isn't actually a ditch. now before i let you go back to that corner you've reserved for crying, **** you back, screw your conceit, and as MissBrainDamage so perfectly put, "Stfu, you're embarrassing yourself."
dansco 25
Have you thought of like getting your wife to tell her to **** off? Or grow some balls and do it yourself! At least you dogs will be looked after lol
TomFeltonFan 0
this is so pointless but hilarious.. once more I must point out how awesome you truly are.
shadowmodder 0
Devil vs prada
ThaSoke 0
kick her ass out.