Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
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DocBastard 40
Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good... OP: Get out. Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging... OP: Get OUT. Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th... OP: Bitch, I will ******* destroy you.
folfin 0
OMG!! kick her out. that's a tough one. your house.
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Comments (202)
Happygofucky 0
Yeah, you need to nip it in the bud right NOW. Having her in the house probably won't be the best thing for your marriage, or your sanity.
jess6blondie9 3
Monster in law!
xXDubbleChic 11
great movie ^^
jess6blondie9 3
Yes it was!:)
zDylanz 6
Just spray some 'Pest-Be-Gone'. Make sure it's the one with the "satisfaction garanteed or your money back!"
_streets_ 19
just tell her to get the **** out of your house.
felipe87 2
just have super loud sex and walk around the house naked while farting
jess6blondie9 3
The farting will get her out. Who knows, she could be one of the moms that likes to join in on walking around naked. That's just awkward.
amh721 0
Kick the bitch's ass out or charge her rent. I mean I know family is important, but she should've had a talk with you about moving in. One of the most annoying things is people thinking whoever is related to them should automatically go above and beyond for them and pay their bills. I hate moochers.
TheDrifter 24
Oh I'll bet she had a talk ... with op's wife. You're screwed op, I'm sorry.
killface93 0
be as gross as possible ( ur wife as well) to drive her ass out
SpilltMilk2 0
Buy her a dog house as a welcome present. You should discreetly tell her like: So, got your things together? Ready to go?
IMveryHUNGRY 3
MAN UP!!
xXDubbleChic 11
do all the things that bug her the most. gross her out, piss on her things. make her pay rent and wash your dishes and clothes, let a snake or spider loose in her room put dog crap on her bed. etc... lol jk but FYL
xXDubbleChic 11
indeed. :)
DocBastard 40
Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good... OP: Get out. Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging... OP: Get OUT. Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th... OP: Bitch, I will ******* destroy you.
xXDubbleChic 11
I lol'd
Gladus_likes_cak 6
lolz
fluffyrocka 0
Very good, I liked it, did somebody actually shove a coke bottle up their ass doc?
DocBastard 40
Yes. I've also seen a butt plug, a mop handle, and a shower head. Seriously. People will put anything up there whether it fits or not.
CateXOX 0
Hm a shower head, I have to try that one.
DaveOnDope 4
The best I've heard about was when a doc looked inside and found it already lit up in there. Seems the guy "accidentally" sat on a flashlight.
primespore 12
Ive heard of a live artillery shell up someone's a**