By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:46 - United States

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Today, I called my mom for her birthday. She started talking about an infomercial she'd seen for a combo bidet-and-dryer, and how she would like to get one so she can feel "fresh down there" without worrying about getting bits of toilet paper on her nether regions. I can't un-hear this. FML
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dcam13 19

and now we can't "un-hear" this either.. asshole.

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Zebidee 8

Creepy to know that about your Mom (you know that WE can't un-read this, right?) However, I must say, if you ever get the chance to try one of those Japanese robot toilet seats, do it, do it, do it! It's hours of entertainment, especially if you can't understand the labels on the buttons, and have to guess what happens when you press one.

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runningwildfire 0

Omg that was funny jimboom. I don't think I would want that conversation with my mom though.

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yummycupcakegirl 0

Nobody uses toilet paper anymore, Damn I feel so old. *sarcasm* :P

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iBoardSlide 0

at least she didn't ask for a shake a weight

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SooShee 0

Cool! What's the web address of the bidet?

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zeebug 0

I don't think it should be a substitute for toilet paper. Many ppl use toilet paper first and then wash. It's just good hygiene. better than just toilet paper only IMO.

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Crystal_Dreams 0

I think it is a good idea to wash aswell after wiping with toilet roll, but you can't if you're in, for example, a public restroom. 'I'm just going to wander over to the sinks, drop my cacks and lather my bajingo!'

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vbmg152 18

Well, we can't un-read this! So, thanks!!

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grog_fml 3

and we can't unread it - ydi for sharing...

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Georgi74 0

great i cant un-hear this but its to funny so i dont want to lol

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