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By Anonymous - 04/06/2016 14:52 - United States - Bethlehem

Today, I tried having some girl time with my mom so I could sneakily figure out what to get her for her birthday. All I could think of in the end was a time machine, after her rant about wishing she'd gotten her tubes tied rather than going through the stress of raising me and my sister. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32

It seems like she's not worthy of getting a birthday present from you or your sister.

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Tripartita 44

If you get her a time machine and she goes back to prevent your birth, who will get her the time machine?! Tie your temporal loops before worrying about getting to her tubes! Your homework tonight is to watch the original Terminator.

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ScratchCatPower 32

It seems like she's not worthy of getting a birthday present from you or your sister.

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SneakyDeath 15

Ouch. You cannot put a band-aid on that deep wound.

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Mathalamus 24

well, no present for her, then.

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lexiieeex3 32

Mid-life crisises are hard bro.

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Tripartita 44

If you get her a time machine and she goes back to prevent your birth, who will get her the time machine?! Tie your temporal loops before worrying about getting to her tubes! Your homework tonight is to watch the original Terminator.

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NoThanks999 19

But I hate Terminator

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laden_swallow09 34

Bootstrap Paradox! Also… No one asked you, 20.

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NoThanks999 19

Still said it #34

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thinkaboutit5 17

How about getting her some tied up tubes , like inner tubes or medical tubes, as a gag gift? And another time you might want to show her how much the average family pays to get proper treatment in a nursing home for an elderly family member.

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Beautymarked 12

Ahh, I'm very sorry to hear that, I feel you. Sounds like a session with my mother. Don't take it to heart, OP. Some ppl are just assholes, even if they're suppose to be your parents.

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TyroneLeBron 24

"Minute physics" has a great explanation about how going back in time to prevent your birth doesn't form a paradox. But either way, your mother seems pretty ungrateful for her kids. FYL

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NoThanks999 19

How is that so? if she went back and made it so the person who changed things was never born? how will their actions still exist? everything will undo and some lives will change

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yenze 18

That sucks time machines are expansive now a days

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Paws_Cat 29

I mean if they're expansive why not buy one? More room for expansion!

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bolee997 18

Get her an empty box and say "we got you favorite present disappointment"

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