Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML
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Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I started to make a protein shake to have a healthy breakfast. It exploded. Turns out, my mom lost the rubber gasket and put the blender back, so it looked ready to use. By the time I cleaned it all up, it was time for me to leave for work. I'm now eating chips from the vending machine. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
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Nyc__Princess 0
Mickey D's ?
rararad 3
Eat your hand.
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Comments (162)
missL1z 5
lol
Skroal_stomper 5
Wow. You must be really messed up to not have any food at all. I don't think you are ready for college.
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
Get a job
77taylah33 0
that's what I was thinking #19
Melgros 0
This guy's a pro.
CitrusGirl 0
Gotta say, a cup of gravy sounds pretty good...
Timmo_fml 2
Of course gravy sounds good, everyone knows that Northern boys love gravy! I wonder if anyone will get that...
Timmo_fml 2
Of course gravy sounds good, everyone knows that Northern boys love gravy! I wonder if anyone will get that...
mrwawa 8
what's wrong with gravy?!
knypny 0
I wonder if it's really gravy or if he just mixed up his various sauces and condiments and called it gravy
coolsteve 0
To anyone within England, isn't this proof that northerners love gravy
suppressed08 2
I'm northern, and I love gravy >:) though not to the OPs extent.
BECK_OR 0
and wat wrong with a nice warm cup of gravy n d moring??? and mickey ds in the morning?? ye must b joking that's not rite.
woofis 0
gravy is actually an exellent breakfast, plenty of protien for the day. 17, **** you, just because someone doesn't have food doesn't mean they are messed up or irresponsible. all it means is that the op had a have been a money shortage or, like the op said, forgot that he had food.
talbot008 0
just go to like tim hortons or something?
chris_42 11
Get breakfast on the go or skip it entirely. There's no need to eat gravy. YDI.
MsBrainDamage 0
This is a bit desperate, OP. Just go buy food at school or on the way to school...
0930charlotte 2
YES! :)
Pizzapiggy1 18
Are you canadian because if so , gravy fries
TheWhiteDemon 0
how do you not have food?
schrei 0
How do you not know that you don't have food?
r122989 0
apparently you still live at home where mommy and daddy buy all the groceries
ktbird 0
Obviously you've never been in college.
MsBrainDamage 0
This happens to me all the time, I'm often too busy with schoolwork to go grocery shopping and will open the fridge and be like :( But I've never eaten gravy!
kasumii 1
College in UK is equivalent to last two years of high school in USA.
Nyc__Princess 0
Mickey D's ?
fuckanshit 0
ur fat jk
InDenial 6
You're probably the fat one that has no life so you sit on FML all day bagging about how people look even though you don't have a picture yourself.
grabblebyk 1
Just relax, everythings okay. Look, he even said jk.
flossybaben 0
only in America.
InDenial 6
I highly doubt he meant the 'jk' part. Why say it in the first place anyway if it was a joke?
katey280 0
pawwwwwnnedddddd biatchhh :) but seriously don't make comments like that it's extremely rude,
JayBear14 11
thats why college kids stock up on ramen
Angel_Vice 0
Broly!
biass 0
Ramen is one of the best foods you can get for cheep. You can boil, fry, or even bake. If you've never had pan fried ramen, try it!
suppressed08 2
You know, college kids from the UK are 16-18. We go to university when you have college (same thing, different name.).
CitrusGirl 0
Ramen, peanut butter and bologna
rararad 3
Eat your hand.
trueblue42 4
gross. I'd rather stay hungry than eat gravy... you're odd.
AlyWallyy 0
go to mcdonalds and order a dollar meno breakfast sandwhich
JManHobbs 0
->Lancashire, United Kingdom -->Dollar Menu Fail.
arisanator9900 20
euro menu?
karimkz 0
yo man some ppl dont gor ntn
chronicwanker 4
yo man then some people should get a job. I worked full time and studied at university full time for 3 years so whats your excuse ********?
6969awesome 0
his excuse is playing with crocodiles and doing dangerous stunts
DocBastard 38
This comment contains too many errors. My head asplode.
hairt 4
70, I think 58 was trying to be sarcastic.. haha :)
lalagirl912 0
70- 58 is a pic of a little kid. so it may have been put there on purpose. just another actor on fml
DocBastard 38
Of course it's a pic of a little kid! That's me! I'm 4! Actually, it's a picture of my daughter who is, in fact, 4. I have that up because she's much cuter than I am. Trust me, you'd rather look at her than me.
scenekid1119 0
why didn't you just go to McDonalds? sure they are not that good or great for you but it beats gravy stew or whatever
JayBear14 11
sorry for random change of subject, but your picture is amazing loll.
Phustercluck 11
Super ginger!
keepmeonthedl 7
haha 108!
mackentoshe 0
eat a stray cat.
aadk 0
O rly? :) haha
InDenial 6
No. Break into a posh house and steal their cat because they are the most spoilt and have been fattened up just foe you. :D
InDenial 6
*for
yourlifesfucked 0
indenial i thought your pic was Larry King! no joke.
grabblebyk 1
Gravy with a capital G. sounds delicious
PrincessClairey 0
haha I think it's NASTY (meat is gross) but we made my sister drink it when she got jaw surgery and her jaw was wired shut xD
sexygummybear13 0
yummy! 8, agreed