Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 036
You deserved it 3 814

Same thing different taste

Top comments

mangoboy1 19

I also start crying and smoking cigarettes when I run out of TP.


Sinistra_Blue 12

And they just upgraded from an outhouse too.

that's really rude. poor doesn't equal drunk.

websphere69 27

Sounds like a "shitty" situation to be in

Overused and not even worth posting anymore.

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LORD HAVE MERCY, not this again

Gothicbunnyx3 16

It's not like Texas is in America

#13-You're an idiot. It is Tejas...pronounced"Tehaaaas" Trust me I'm a Tejan.

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When will Sandy come back, #38?

mangoboy1 19

I also start crying and smoking cigarettes when I run out of TP.

Yes I always make sure there are smokes in my bathroom but never look for tp before sitting down. Priorities.

Nobody likes to run out of "shit wipes"

Never in a hundred years will anyone remember to put a new roll on.

Well that sucks I'd cry too if I didnt have any shit wipes :'(

KinkyCurly 13

For your sake... Get her some "shit wipes" asap! lol

Don't ask the question if you cannot handle the answer...

Can't tell if she means baby wipes or toilet paper... A bit fuzzy

Does it really matter? Either would have gotten the job done.

Sometimes you have to wipe with the hand.

KinkyCurly 13

I do hope you wash your hands with antibacterial soap and the recommended 20 seconds... yeesh :/