FML : Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last...

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Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By screewit - / Friday 20 February 2009 23:42 / United States

Intimacy

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By Cloudy_fml | 0

#4706 - Saturday 21 February 2009 03:45

Maybe she meant "last time"... =/

By henrymeows | 0

#4739 - Saturday 21 February 2009 05:33

hoes... keep your pimp hand strong

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By Cloudy_fml | 0

#4706 - Saturday 21 February 2009 03:45

Maybe she meant "last time"... =/

missonedirection | 6

#4370605 - Sunday 29 April 2012 09:52

It says "last night."

kipperin | 18

#5951987 - Wednesday 21 May 2014 08:27

Gosh,#50, you're a dumbass

By Crow801 | 0

#4720 - Saturday 21 February 2009 04:27

... Sorry man.

By Saodar | 0

#4722 - Saturday 21 February 2009 04:32

That sucks, I'm sorry man

By henrymeows | 0

#4739 - Saturday 21 February 2009 05:33

hoes... keep your pimp hand strong

impatientsnake | 4

#2135849 - Tuesday 1 March 2011 09:16

gotta keep them bitches in line

By Darly_fml | 0

#4792 - Saturday 21 February 2009 08:41

If she told you about it she must have thought it *was* you... So either she got the days mixed up or ... something bizzarre happened with some other guy she thought was you, or maybe she just dreamt it! Better ask her about it.

By greenman_fml | 0

#4812 - Saturday 21 February 2009 09:41

she's a common prostitute smeared with the paint of seduction.

By csigabajnok | 0

#4863 - Saturday 21 February 2009 02:32

Tell her she can wait for that...

By X_fml | 0

#5115 - Sunday 22 February 2009 04:05

Well... If you called her, she knew who she was talking to. She confused the days, that's all! You may think she was cheating if she called you and said that, because she could confused numbers. BUT if you called her, i don't think there's nothing to worry about.