By screewit - 20/02/2009 23:42 - United States

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Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML
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Cloudy_fml 0

Maybe she meant "last time"... =/

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henrymeows 0

hoes... keep your pimp hand strong

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Cloudy_fml 0

Maybe she meant "last time"... =/

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missonedirection 6
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It says "last night."

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kipperin 18
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Gosh,#50, you're a dumbass

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Crow801 0
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... Sorry man.

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Saodar 0

That sucks, I'm sorry man

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henrymeows 0

hoes... keep your pimp hand strong

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impatientsnake 4

gotta keep them bitches in line

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Darly_fml 0

If she told you about it she must have thought it *was* you... So either she got the days mixed up or ... something bizzarre happened with some other guy she thought was you, or maybe she just dreamt it! Better ask her about it.

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greenman_fml 0
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she's a common prostitute smeared with the paint of seduction.

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csigabajnok 0
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Tell her she can wait for that...

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X_fml 0
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Well... If you called her, she knew who she was talking to. She confused the days, that's all! You may think she was cheating if she called you and said that, because she could confused numbers. BUT if you called her, i don't think there's nothing to worry about.

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ODEEZY 0
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All i got to say is i hope you dont love her..... DONT LOVE HER!!!

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thepainter 0

what a bitch

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