By Noname - 20/02/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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Seegtease 0

For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding. Totally deserved.

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Kisharu 0

Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

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Kisharu 0

Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

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JSskater 0

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spikeisfat 6

Looks like we gotta badass over here!

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spikeisfat 6

Looks like we got a badass over here!

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RpiesSPIES 27

#121 Well we can see English is the missing 0.2

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LosAngelesGalaxy 7

You have a 3.8 GPA and can't use proper grammar?

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xerbrus 14

that's because gpa scores don't mean shit

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iceyluv 9

I have been smoking marijuana daily for over a year and have never been reckless. Drinking alcohol does that. so your comment should say " That's what happens when you get drunk."

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FlyMeAway 2

Not really. Her son (or daughter) is spending his college time drinking and getting high instead of studying. I'm not saying you can't have fun in college, but OP shouldn't be doing weed or drinking (unless he's of age where he is and it's legal)

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blah_blah_shity 0

good one, stooopid. why would you call your mom? of all the people? come on.

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nnnntr 17

It was a drunk dial

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biwinning88 1

yes they did they said they "were so high"

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Knightchaser27 25

Are you in college?

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tiger69 0

im terrified that i will do that one day

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Kalhenwrath 13

easiest way to prevent that is to leave your phone at home when you go out partying

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uncletom_fml 0

sounds like she got the final ha ha on that one. i'll bet you'll be turning your phone off during future binge drinking adventures.

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arms_akimbo 0

Nice to see that all that schooling is paying off, eh?

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ridiculous_gnome 0

That kind of crazy paranoid does not come from alcohol or weed... but say you were drunk and tired that they will relax... btw... why the hell do you call your mum when you're high?? where were your friends to stop you from doing that crap?? should b "today i woke up and realized that my friends dont give a crap to me, fml"

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greenman_fml 0

dude the KGB is serious shit. i'd be scared

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