FML : Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told...

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Friday 20 February 2009 23:42 / United States

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By Seegtease | 0

#4828 - Saturday 21 February 2009 10:39

For those of you who think the mother was "wrong" to do that: It's her money. She has no obligation to pay, and if I found out that this lousy behavior and irresponsibility was happening on my funds, you bet he'd get no more funding. Totally deserved.

By Kisharu | 0

#4708 - Saturday 21 February 2009 03:53

Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

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By Kisharu | 0

#4708 - Saturday 21 February 2009 03:53

Wow. That's GOTTA suck. But, that's what happens when you use weed.

JSskater | 0

#1685108 - Friday 12 November 2010 03:10

just cause you smoke weed doesn't mean your stupid I smoke daily and still maintain a 3.8GPA

spikeisfat | 6

#5092643 - Monday 29 October 2012 04:45

Looks like we gotta badass over here!

spikeisfat | 6

#5092650 - Monday 29 October 2012 04:47

Looks like we got a badass over here!

RpiesSPIES | 25

#5382228 - Monday 25 February 2013 06:29

#121 Well we can see English is the missing 0.2

LosAngelesGalaxy | 7

#5571549 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 02:56

You have a 3.8 GPA and can't use proper grammar?

xerbrus | 14

#5850682 - Friday 7 February 2014 01:08

that's because gpa scores don't mean shit

henryzm | 3

#6569961 - Tuesday 29 March 2016 04:32

You're*

iceyluv | 9

#6657032 - Monday 25 July 2016 04:02

I have been smoking marijuana daily for over a year and have never been reckless. Drinking alcohol does that. so your comment should say " That's what happens when you get drunk."

By bobdole | 0

#4724 - Saturday 21 February 2009 04:34

hahhahaha. time for community college.

By pogostick_fml | 2

#4733 - Saturday 21 February 2009 05:16

Your mom's overreacting.

FlyMeAway | 2

#5064761 - Sunday 21 October 2012 08:30

Not really. Her son (or daughter) is spending his college time drinking and getting high instead of studying. I'm not saying you can't have fun in college, but OP shouldn't be doing weed or drinking (unless he's of age where he is and it's legal)

By blah_blah_shity | 0

#4735 - Saturday 21 February 2009 05:27

good one, stooopid. why would you call your mom? of all the people? come on.

nnnntr | 17

#5964669 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 02:10

It was a drunk dial

By ummmyeahhh | 0

#4742 - Saturday 21 February 2009 05:40

wow, everyone, WAY to overreact. 1. s/he never said s/he was high, just drunk. 2. s/he's away from parents, free for the first time. it's okay to relax. 3. college is the time to party. it's practically your job. as my parents say, it's the best four years of my life, and my only chance to party. after all of this, i have to pay. 4. the only mistake was drunk dialing the MOTHER. that's where everything went wrong. SHE was the one overreacting.

biwinning88 | 0

#2561353 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 09:06

yes they did they said they "were so high"

Knightchaser27 | 25

#5480802 - Monday 6 May 2013 03:49

Are you in college?

By tiger69 | 0

#4745 - Saturday 21 February 2009 05:46

im terrified that i will do that one day

Kalhenwrath | 13

#6660868 - Friday 29 July 2016 10:57

easiest way to prevent that is to leave your phone at home when you go out partying

By uncletom_fml | 0

#4750 - Saturday 21 February 2009 06:18

sounds like she got the final ha ha on that one. i'll bet you'll be turning your phone off during future binge drinking adventures.

By arms_akimbo | 0

#4779 - Saturday 21 February 2009 07:47

Nice to see that all that schooling is paying off, eh?

By ridiculous_gnome | 0

#4787 - Saturday 21 February 2009 08:13

That kind of crazy paranoid does not come from alcohol or weed... but say you were drunk and tired that they will relax... btw... why the hell do you call your mum when you're high?? where were your friends to stop you from doing that crap?? should b "today i woke up and realized that my friends dont give a crap to me, fml"