Make the most of it

By Godmish - 02/01/2009 05:37 - France

Spicy
Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML
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Okay, while this totally sucks, I'm so using it the next time I date someone really shitty.

#2, totally, haha. I'd tell her that it doesn't work that way, that she needs to give a 2 week notice before the last one, to mentally prepare to remember it well.

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Okay, while this totally sucks, I'm so using it the next time I date someone really shitty.

#2, totally, haha. I'd tell her that it doesn't work that way, that she needs to give a 2 week notice before the last one, to mentally prepare to remember it well.

... did you cheat on her?

One does not need to be cheating to get dumped

well, what did you do?

#3 Just have sex with the mentality that "this one is the last" will spice things up too.

She got you into a bad trap.

dude, thats so lame.

haha thats great, i mean sucks for you, but i want to use the line now

That sucks for you, but I'm not gonna lie I literally lol'ed!