Intimacy: Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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You deserved it 57 589

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 711

You deserved it 12 898

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 417

You deserved it 23 273

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 000

You deserved it 33 480

Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

I agree, your life sucks 110 543

You deserved it 48 717

By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 072

You deserved it 4 922

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 990

You deserved it 14 931

By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 835

You deserved it 37 147

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 220

You deserved it 8 138

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 811

You deserved it 18 372

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 867

You deserved it 5 294

kewl92 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:07

YDI A) phone sex is retarded B) You should've checked no one's home and not just assume everybody's at work

Evan2297 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:38

Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing AIDS.

Comments

SaintJimmy 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:03

Awkward conversation coming soon!

FarSide 22

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:29

Maybe mum found it amazing and enjoyed it too.....

no1askdu 5

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:02

i hope you guys used protection.. and called locally lol

Lmao_xD 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:07

Whoa. that sucks Lol ;hopefully she ddnt hear much

bloodthorn 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:49

ydi for having a boyfriend, you lonely *****

falloutgurl517 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:08

#42 , it appears that you have never had a girlfriend. So just go deal with it. and stop trolling

faildood 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:11

at least youre not doing it for real right?

divineinstrument 2

Sunday 2 August 2009 21:14

Bloodthorn is a new member of the much hated troll clan Or jandersonii forgot his password and created a new account

blueworld_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:03

Wow...that sux. But phone sex is always good. She can't ground you forever...

mike1921 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:22

She shouldn't ground her at all, it's phone sex, no one is going to get hurt by it, hell no one's even having physical contact with anyone else.

Evan2297 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 12:38

Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing AIDS.

ZombieVampirez 24

Thursday 30 April 2015 17:13

Always check your surroundings

grrbabyverygrr 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:05

maybe she didn't hear you :)

SandiRainbowFish 20

Sunday 12 February 2012 18:17

If the mom hadn't heard, I don't think this would be posted on FML.... But I'm not entirely sure.

robert_dk3 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:05

wooo 3rd xD

kyle4321 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:08

#4 FAIL. OP: Go get some instead of doing that phone sex crap!

mmkkmmm 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:26

did you guys that are like oh go have some real sex ever think that maybe she doesn't live close enough to her boyfriend to see him or that maybe she can't drive. like seriously what happened to don't judge a book by it's ******* cover. what's wrong with a couple havng phone sex god

eliz3 0

Monday 3 August 2009 11:31

If she doesn't live close enough to see her own boyfriend then quite frankly its not a real relationship...

kitterkateee 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 21:51

just because they might not live near each other doesnt mean its not a real relationship. long distance realtionships are- knowing something good when you have it and not letting anything-like distance- come between that.