By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

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Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
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YDI A) phone sex is retarded B) You should've checked no one's home and not just assume everybody's at work

Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing AIDS.

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Awkward conversation coming soon!

Maybe mum found it amazing and enjoyed it too.....

i hope you guys used protection.. and called locally lol

Whoa. that sucks Lol ;hopefully she ddnt hear much

ydi for having a boyfriend, you lonely whore

#42 , it appears that you have never had a girlfriend. So just go deal with it. and stop trolling

at least youre not doing it for real right?

Bloodthorn is a new member of the much hated troll clan Or jandersonii forgot his password and created a new account

Wow...that sux. But phone sex is always good. She can't ground you forever...

She shouldn't ground her at all, it's phone sex, no one is going to get hurt by it, hell no one's even having physical contact with anyone else.

Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing AIDS.

Always check your surroundings

maybe she didn't hear you :)

If the mom hadn't heard, I don't think this would be posted on FML.... But I'm not entirely sure.

#4 FAIL. OP: Go get some instead of doing that phone sex crap!

did you guys that are like oh go have some real sex ever think that maybe she doesn't live close enough to her boyfriend to see him or that maybe she can't drive. like seriously what happened to don't judge a book by it's fucking cover. what's wrong with a couple havng phone sex god

If she doesn't live close enough to see her own boyfriend then quite frankly its not a real relationship...

just because they might not live near each other doesnt mean its not a real relationship. long distance realtionships are- knowing something good when you have it and not letting anything-like distance- come between that.

YDI A) phone sex is retarded B) You should've checked no one's home and not just assume everybody's at work

Are you two hard of hearing or something?

OP: go for the real stuff, phone sex is for retards.

amazing phone sex? imposible fyl for having amazing phone sex

Phone sex is bullshit, go out there and get him.

YDI for not checking first.