By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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You deserved it 52 558
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Danny0522 8
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Well... Whose fault was that??

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zoPwNAgEzo 21
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*red forman voice* dumbass

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Danny0522 8
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Well... Whose fault was that??

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K_kanaka 26

OP how the fuck did you run over a old lady with a golf cart? I mean a golf cart of all things, and fuck the old lady's life man.

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lebronesque73091 12

That'll do it.

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GoingCommando93 14
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30 - I agree. He forgot the most important rule: double tap.

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RaggleFrock 13
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Recreating jackass scenes was not part of your contract.

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AzWolf 5
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It certainly wasn't the ladies fault!

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kyarush 10
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10 points

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TPSerigne 9
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I would be pissed if that was my grandma.

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princessbits 17
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You should've made sure there was no one in your way, especially in a retirement neighborhood.

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xcrazymonkey32x 0
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Are you sure she didn't jump in front of you yelling "mista mista get me outta here!"

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Krysk_fml 0
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118 - I would be pissed if I was the grandma

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goaliemkl123 8
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I'm calling bs on this one.......

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Swagmaster7 0

Hey, don't be so hard on OP Grandmas are extremely fast and agile, it would be hard to see her

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n_epic_fail 14

Mom said grandma got ran over by reindeer :(

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fymother 13
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At least you weren't driving a lawn mower...?

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J3R3MYY 14
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Was alcohol involved?

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skullcandifiedDJ 5
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Well what the hell did you expect then? A promotion?

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DrNeuroxide 0
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Are you Asian?

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LePenguin 0
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I am sorry, but that sucks!

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ICATiger 13
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Thanks sherlock!

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lizard399 0

I'm glad you apologized before hand. If not then, woah, man that's fucked up. But you did so it's all good.

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PYLrulz 17

That sucks for the old lady, right?!?

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ImFrackinBored 13

For the old lady...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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What if OP is an old man/lady driver too?

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TrimKibbles 12
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Then it doesn't make a difference.

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mexicanguy39 7
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You should be more careful! YDI

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ClassyCommando 13
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OP plays too much GTA.

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aceman1992 9
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Alright I've heard of abusing the elderly while in retirement homes.... But I think you went a little far...

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lizard399 0

Agreed, he apparently wasn't careful enough. Next time you run a old lady over be careful about it, lay a pillow down or something.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

51, That kinda makes it sound like other forms of elderly abuse are all just fine and dandy. Sure, I smacked that bitch up... But at least I didn't run her over with a golf cart!

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FinnishAmerican 3
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He was going for a new high score :)

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aceman1992 9
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Not seeing the problem 82?

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stevenmx86 7
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Wow there should be no other button than Ydi for this one

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zoPwNAgEzo 21
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*red forman voice* dumbass

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DontModMeDammit 10

*Mortal combat voice* Finish him!

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kiran_fml 5

*Urkel voice* Did I do thaaat?

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slushpup9696 12

*2 Bucks voice* Oh shiiiiiiiit!

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lizard399 0

*Nathan drake voice* "I'll kick you to sleep!" (Nobody? Just me? Well alright..)

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

*terminator voice* "I'll be back!*

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bitchslapped22 14

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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thatKidzmOm 10

*Kevin hart voice* alright alright alriiigggghhhhttt!!!! You gonna learn today!!

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MsMindblowing 0
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hahahaha kevin hart is THE best

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npnptracking 7
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**Simon Cowell's voice** "#83, that was absolutely TERRIBLE."

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ppl2ppl 4
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Love "that 70s show" comment, awesome show ^_^

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hotPinklipstick 24

Oh my god, is the cart ok?

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j_cat187 19
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Better get the hose, baked on blood on the exhaust is almost impossible to get off.

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heyyy464 1

Somebody get the toothpaste!

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TheMaster15 10
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Watch for flying purses!

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ICATiger 13
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Hit and run elderly style

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KrazieKleo 13
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Pay attention a little more next time?

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darkkisses 6
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Not to be rude but if you think your life is bad b/c you got fired, imagine the poor old woman! YDI :/

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