By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 824
You deserved it 52 590

Same thing different taste


K_kanaka 26

OP how the **** did you run over a old lady with a golf cart? I mean a golf cart of all things, and **** the old lady's life man.

lebronesque73091 12

30 - I agree. He forgot the most important rule: double tap.

Recreating jackass scenes was not part of your contract.

I would be pissed if that was my grandma.

You should've made sure there was no one in your way, especially in a retirement neighborhood.

Are you sure she didn't jump in front of you yelling "mista mista get me outta here!"

118 - I would be pissed if I was the grandma

Swagmaster7 0

Hey, don't be so hard on OP Grandmas are extremely fast and agile, it would be hard to see her

n_epic_fail 14

Mom said grandma got ran over by reindeer :(

At least you weren't driving a lawn mower...?

Well what the hell did you expect then? A promotion?

lizard399 0

I'm glad you apologized before hand. If not then, woah, man that's ****** up. But you did so it's all good.

PYLrulz 17

That sucks for the old lady, right?!?

ImFrackinBored 13

What if OP is an old man/lady driver too?

Alright I've heard of abusing the elderly while in retirement homes.... But I think you went a little far...

lizard399 0

Agreed, he apparently wasn't careful enough. Next time you run a old lady over be careful about it, lay a pillow down or something.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

51, That kinda makes it sound like other forms of elderly abuse are all just fine and dandy. Sure, I smacked that bitch up... But at least I didn't run her over with a golf cart!

Wow there should be no other button than Ydi for this one

DontModMeDammit 10

*Mortal combat voice* Finish him!

kiran_fml 5
slushpup9696 12

*2 Bucks voice* Oh shiiiiiiiit!

lizard399 0

*Nathan drake voice* "I'll kick you to sleep!" (Nobody? Just me? Well alright..)

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

*terminator voice* "I'll be back!*

bitchslapped22 14
thatKidzmOm 10

*Kevin hart voice* alright alright alriiigggghhhhttt!!!! You gonna learn today!!

**Simon Cowell's voice** "#83, that was absolutely TERRIBLE."

Love "that 70s show" comment, awesome show ^_^

hotPinklipstick 24

Better get the hose, baked on blood on the exhaust is almost impossible to get off.

heyyy464 1

Not to be rude but if you think your life is bad b/c you got fired, imagine the poor old woman! YDI :/