By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 816
You deserved it 52 558

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Well... Whose fault was that??

*red forman voice* dumbass


Well... Whose fault was that??

K_kanaka 26

OP how the fuck did you run over a old lady with a golf cart? I mean a golf cart of all things, and fuck the old lady's life man.

lebronesque73091 12

That'll do it.

30 - I agree. He forgot the most important rule: double tap.

Recreating jackass scenes was not part of your contract.

It certainly wasn't the ladies fault!

10 points

I would be pissed if that was my grandma.

You should've made sure there was no one in your way, especially in a retirement neighborhood.

Are you sure she didn't jump in front of you yelling "mista mista get me outta here!"

118 - I would be pissed if I was the grandma

I'm calling bs on this one.......

Swagmaster7 0

Hey, don't be so hard on OP Grandmas are extremely fast and agile, it would be hard to see her

n_epic_fail 14

Mom said grandma got ran over by reindeer :(

At least you weren't driving a lawn mower...?

Was alcohol involved?

Well what the hell did you expect then? A promotion?

Are you Asian?

I am sorry, but that sucks!

Thanks sherlock!

lizard399 0

I'm glad you apologized before hand. If not then, woah, man that's fucked up. But you did so it's all good.

PYLrulz 17

That sucks for the old lady, right?!?

ImFrackinBored 13

For the old lady...

What if OP is an old man/lady driver too?

Then it doesn't make a difference.

You should be more careful! YDI

OP plays too much GTA.

Alright I've heard of abusing the elderly while in retirement homes.... But I think you went a little far...

lizard399 0

Agreed, he apparently wasn't careful enough. Next time you run a old lady over be careful about it, lay a pillow down or something.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

51, That kinda makes it sound like other forms of elderly abuse are all just fine and dandy. Sure, I smacked that bitch up... But at least I didn't run her over with a golf cart!

He was going for a new high score :)

Not seeing the problem 82?

Wow there should be no other button than Ydi for this one

*red forman voice* dumbass

DontModMeDammit 10

*Mortal combat voice* Finish him!

kiran_fml 5

*Urkel voice* Did I do thaaat?

slushpup9696 12

*2 Bucks voice* Oh shiiiiiiiit!

lizard399 0

*Nathan drake voice* "I'll kick you to sleep!" (Nobody? Just me? Well alright..)

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

*terminator voice* "I'll be back!*

bitchslapped22 14


thatKidzmOm 10

*Kevin hart voice* alright alright alriiigggghhhhttt!!!! You gonna learn today!!

hahahaha kevin hart is THE best

**Simon Cowell's voice** "#83, that was absolutely TERRIBLE."

Love "that 70s show" comment, awesome show ^_^

hotPinklipstick 24

Oh my god, is the cart ok?

Better get the hose, baked on blood on the exhaust is almost impossible to get off.

heyyy464 1

Somebody get the toothpaste!

Watch for flying purses!

Hit and run elderly style

Pay attention a little more next time?

Not to be rude but if you think your life is bad b/c you got fired, imagine the poor old woman! YDI :/