By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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K_kanaka 26

OP how the **** did you run over a old lady with a golf cart? I mean a golf cart of all things, and **** the old lady's life man.

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lebronesque73091 12

That'll do it.

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GoingCommando93 14

30 - I agree. He forgot the most important rule: double tap.

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RaggleFrock 13

Recreating jackass scenes was not part of your contract.

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TPSerigne 9

I would be pissed if that was my grandma.

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princessbits 17

You should've made sure there was no one in your way, especially in a retirement neighborhood.

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xcrazymonkey32x 0

Are you sure she didn't jump in front of you yelling "mista mista get me outta here!"

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Krysk_fml 0

118 - I would be pissed if I was the grandma

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Swagmaster7 0

Hey, don't be so hard on OP Grandmas are extremely fast and agile, it would be hard to see her

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n_epic_fail 14

Mom said grandma got ran over by reindeer :(

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fymother 13

At least you weren't driving a lawn mower...?

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

Well what the hell did you expect then? A promotion?

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lizard399 0

I'm glad you apologized before hand. If not then, woah, man that's ****** up. But you did so it's all good.

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PYLrulz 17

That sucks for the old lady, right?!?

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ImFrackinBored 13

For the old lady...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

What if OP is an old man/lady driver too?

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aceman1992 9

Alright I've heard of abusing the elderly while in retirement homes.... But I think you went a little far...

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lizard399 0

Agreed, he apparently wasn't careful enough. Next time you run a old lady over be careful about it, lay a pillow down or something.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

51, That kinda makes it sound like other forms of elderly abuse are all just fine and dandy. Sure, I smacked that bitch up... But at least I didn't run her over with a golf cart!

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stevenmx86 7

Wow there should be no other button than Ydi for this one

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DontModMeDammit 10

*Mortal combat voice* Finish him!

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kiran_fml 5

*Urkel voice* Did I do thaaat?

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slushpup9696 12

*2 Bucks voice* Oh shiiiiiiiit!

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lizard399 0

*Nathan drake voice* "I'll kick you to sleep!" (Nobody? Just me? Well alright..)

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

*terminator voice* "I'll be back!*

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bitchslapped22 14

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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thatKidzmOm 10

*Kevin hart voice* alright alright alriiigggghhhhttt!!!! You gonna learn today!!

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npnptracking 7

**Simon Cowell's voice** "#83, that was absolutely TERRIBLE."

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ppl2ppl 4

Love "that 70s show" comment, awesome show ^_^

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hotPinklipstick 24

Oh my god, is the cart ok?

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j_cat187 19

Better get the hose, baked on blood on the exhaust is almost impossible to get off.

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heyyy464 1

Somebody get the toothpaste!

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darkkisses 6

Not to be rude but if you think your life is bad b/c you got fired, imagine the poor old woman! YDI :/

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