Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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Danny0522
| 8
Well... Whose fault was that??
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
*red forman voice* dumbass
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Danny0522
| 8
Well... Whose fault was that??
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K_kanaka
| 26
OP how the fuck did you run over a old lady with a golf cart? I mean a golf cart of all things, and fuck the old lady's life man.
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lebronesque73091
| 12
That'll do it.
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GoingCommando93
| 14
30 - I agree. He forgot the most important rule: double tap.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
Recreating jackass scenes was not part of your contract.
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AzWolf
| 5
It certainly wasn't the ladies fault!
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kyarush
| 10
10 points
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TPSerigne
| 9
I would be pissed if that was my grandma.
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princessbits
| 17
You should've made sure there was no one in your way, especially in a retirement neighborhood.
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xcrazymonkey32x
| 0
Are you sure she didn't jump in front of you yelling "mista mista get me outta here!"
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Krysk_fml
| 0
118 - I would be pissed if I was the grandma
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goaliemkl123
| 8
I'm calling bs on this one.......
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Swagmaster7
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Hey, don't be so hard on OP Grandmas are extremely fast and agile, it would be hard to see her
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n_epic_fail
| 14
Mom said grandma got ran over by reindeer :(
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fymother
| 13
At least you weren't driving a lawn mower...?
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J3R3MYY
| 14
Was alcohol involved?
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skullcandifiedDJ
| 5
Well what the hell did you expect then? A promotion?
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DrNeuroxide
| 0
Are you Asian?
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LePenguin
| 0
I am sorry, but that sucks!
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ICATiger
| 13
Thanks sherlock!
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lizard399
| 0
I'm glad you apologized before hand. If not then, woah, man that's fucked up. But you did so it's all good.
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PYLrulz
| 17
That sucks for the old lady, right?!?
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
For the old lady...
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
What if OP is an old man/lady driver too?
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TrimKibbles
| 12
Then it doesn't make a difference.
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mexicanguy39
| 7
You should be more careful! YDI
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ClassyCommando
| 13
OP plays too much GTA.
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aceman1992
| 9
Alright I've heard of abusing the elderly while in retirement homes.... But I think you went a little far...
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lizard399
| 0
Agreed, he apparently wasn't careful enough. Next time you run a old lady over be careful about it, lay a pillow down or something.
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
51, That kinda makes it sound like other forms of elderly abuse are all just fine and dandy. Sure, I smacked that bitch up... But at least I didn't run her over with a golf cart!
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FinnishAmerican
| 3
He was going for a new high score :)
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aceman1992
| 9
Not seeing the problem 82?
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stevenmx86
| 7
Wow there should be no other button than Ydi for this one
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zoPwNAgEzo
| 21
*red forman voice* dumbass
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DontModMeDammit
| 10
*Mortal combat voice* Finish him!
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kiran_fml
| 5
*Urkel voice* Did I do thaaat?
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slushpup9696
| 12
*2 Bucks voice* Oh shiiiiiiiit!
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lizard399
| 0
*Nathan drake voice* "I'll kick you to sleep!"
(Nobody? Just me? Well alright..)
(Nobody? Just me? Well alright..)
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
*terminator voice* "I'll be back!*
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bitchslapped22
| 14
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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thatKidzmOm
| 10
*Kevin hart voice* alright alright alriiigggghhhhttt!!!! You gonna learn today!!
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MsMindblowing
| 0
hahahaha kevin hart is THE best
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npnptracking
| 7
**Simon Cowell's voice** "#83, that was absolutely TERRIBLE."
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ppl2ppl
| 4
Love "that 70s show" comment, awesome show ^_^
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hotPinklipstick
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Oh my god, is the cart ok?
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j_cat187
| 19
Better get the hose, baked on blood on the exhaust is almost impossible to get off.
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heyyy464
| 1
Somebody get the toothpaste!
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TheMaster15
| 10
Watch for flying purses!
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ICATiger
| 13
Hit and run elderly style
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KrazieKleo
| 13
Pay attention a little more next time?
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darkkisses
| 6
Not to be rude but if you think your life is bad b/c you got fired, imagine the poor old woman! YDI :/