Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I was texting a friend about how my date last night went, which gave me a goofy idea: I thought it would be cute to pretend that I'd made a mistake and send my response to my date, just so he'd know how I felt it went. I should've proofread, because instead of “It went well, he was really sweet!”, I sent him “It went well, he was really sweaty!” FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
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Top comments
BrookeTrueblood 0
To begin with, why would your friends even care? Also, I don't see what's so difficult about making a small joke, explaining the situation, and then writing the rest of your text.
alice_wt 0
who cares, send another message correcting yourself
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Comments (242)
SanadB 0
haha fyl
ReyEr9412 0
Guess what? Not an FML!
dumbbitchhater2 0
YDI for being a woman
Nena713 0
I agree. Could have been worse
neonokku 0
just fix it u idiot
pipp360 0
how's thatcan fml?!?!
DGross 8
Congrats... how about another FML when you get la ...but seriously it's amusing but hardly an FML... just send the next message starting where you left off...problem solved :-0
Melkezidech 0
Why the **** would your friends care about that. Jesus, FML has really gone to shit lately......
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree with DGross. Mildly amusing but not in any way is YLF'ed. Just send another text finishing your boring boast. It is annoying when that happens though.
AndreaHaha 0
lmao fyl that's funny.
Pixie333 6
Haha!!! That's not that bad of an FML. But, you might wanna send another text to them continuing the text...
adriana012 0
LMAO. Thats awesome!
schnitzel5 0
hahahahaha fail
ChocolateTazer 0
It'd be really weird if you got a reply saying "So did I!"
marleytooyou 0
hahaha sukka
cristallynn 0
lmao ohhh that's funny.
skullbashd 3
why did you feel the need to tell your friends you just got home you umma text web your going to te bathroom too.
wa2_ev 0
YDI for being one of those annoying people who text everything their bf does , nobody gives a shit !
gina1231 0
that's hilarious!! fyl op
blackhawk089 0
this is not an fml...
expen_dable 0
DGross is the "Person Who Doesn't Realize that Fmylife.com ISN'T About Horrible Life-Ruining Catastrophic Events" of the Day!
Jazzmie 0
hahaha did they reply?
silvereyedpuma 0
hahaha lol that's funny! woulda been ok if it was my friends but I'm assuming it's not so funny with your friends?
XYZzzzzzzz 0
lol
JCadle90 0
time to nut up or shut up
purplecowchik 5
love this fml. what did everyone reply with?
Monikabug 9
Somebody call The Lonely Island. ._. Boo hoo, you sent an incomplete text message Your life is not ******. Send another text message. Everything will be fine. Get over it, OP.
Firetroop 0
MonikaBug, calm down and stop ranting, sheesh. FMyLife is about ANECDOTES, funny LITTLE things that mess up someone's day. Jeez, I'm sick of you guys..
expen_dable 0
#111 is a good example of PMS
StoryOfTheYear 15
heh, total FML your life is officially over due to that message you sent
DonkeyDelight 0
YDI for texting when calling is so much more convienient.
luda111b 0
haha. roflmao
Monikabug 9
Lol @112 thinking that was a rant. It wasn't. :) I just think it was a foolish anecdote.
tinydancerxo 0
I agree with FireTroop
FYLDeep 26
Must have been a good surprise.
ryguy997 0
at least a boy didn't say that...
dx516 0
What do you think that every FML is going to be a tragic one? Stop trolling
ReyEr9412 0
Monika and Dgross are right. FML stands for **** my life. This persons life isn't ******, so this is therefore not an FML. There is a site for posting everyday stories like this. It is called MLIA.
shutyerpiehole 0
hey 11-dumbitchhater--look behind u--a db is gonna be@t ur a@@
cristallynn 0
then I jizzed in my pants - goes off to sing song-
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
what are you like 12?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Pendatic explains this so much better but FML is about those incidents that ruin your day. This could not have set the average person back more than 10 seconds, if that. I think most of us would laugh and finish the text. Unless OP comes in here describing how her 98-year old grandmum got the text and had a heart attack or her dad got it and grounded her or she was so enraged with technology she threw the damn thing into a wall, I'm not seeing the problem.
cristallynn 0
super catchy song
Betz 10
Say you saw and conquered, too.
Webfreedom 0
wow gtfo sexist
prevert_fml 0
@ReyEr9412 do you have a life? or do you just sit there commenting fmls all day because I swear every single fml I read has a comment from you
lilubird 0
LOL @116!!! excellent comedic timing
biohaz_fml 0
do u wanna get my ball
hamstring 0
wa2_ev. You sound fat.
The_NZA 0
Not an fml, I believe the site your looking for is mlia
itsgen 16
oh wow really big deal
Ookami87 0
yeah, begin were you stoped and all your friends just think you did it as an joke!
Mifflicious 18
#128, you say calling is more convenient-maybe if you have to tell one person something, but this person had something to say to lots of people.. Is it really so convenient to sall all of them, one by one, instead of sending the same message to everyone by just pressing one button? Jeez...
Tlovee29 0
Thatss Mean! lol
cincin75 0
do not take it serious, they re just jealous with ur beauty... I think so.
terranada 3
I lol'd xD
claiiire_fml 17
11- YDI for being a troll
Mirandals 0
I really hate that.
afatmonkey 0
I know really. I did that once and an angry trucker came to my house and poured vegetable oil in my gas tank and spraypainted my cat purple. Then he pooped out a Harley and rode off into the sunset.
michabailey 8
@32: WTF?
applesmoothiee 2
@32: I want that spray paint back
evolutionsfox 0
@32 that was godly
paigeatsflesh 11
LMFAO
b1acksharpi3mark 0
I think I'm in love with afatmonkey
ericownz101 0
32, guess what!!?? i just came
ericownz101 0
ugh stupid ipod causing me to comment fail... fml
ericownz101 0
wow this is pissin me off, at first it said i replied to the wrong comment but now its in the right spot... damn you FML.com, mindfucking me like that!!
eok_06 0
haha mindfuckin.....
cristallynn 0
mindfucking? would shower caps be condoms? o. o yeah you're right stupid comment...
alice_wt 0
who cares, send another message correcting yourself
peace7love2FML 0
Exactly! It's really no big deal.
Jrook 0
it's not life changing, it's funny
LTMcleod 0
what a fake fml, if it corrected, it would correct the words not the phrase. and the fact that there was exclimation marks, and question marks, plus it was a shorter phrase then the original proves it was wrong. plus, if this is true, your fault for trying to brag.
DanceGirl01 0
when I mess up a text all I do is say. "disreguard that last text from me. i accudently hit the send button. sorry. what I meant to say was __________blah___________. again sorry.
bigpapi210 0
that's dumb.
popoman 0
Yeah, I hate mass-texters. It seems impersonal and at worst, it's like mass-forwarding. You deserved it for not double checking your shit.
BrookeTrueblood 0
To begin with, why would your friends even care? Also, I don't see what's so difficult about making a small joke, explaining the situation, and then writing the rest of your text.
tylercarolinex 21
I agree, the only person that would really give a shit is OP's boyfriend
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
God you're so much fun
babybubz 0
LOL! that's hilarious
Leprecon 3
Mass text ? YDI
dudeitsdanny 10
Even worse, she put a "?" after "guess what." That's one of the most annoying things a person can type to me. YDI for not being able to figure out it's not a question, OP.
redbluegreen 41
Agreed. I loathe when people decide to mass text me. Also when they brag via text message. They say masturbation kills puppies, but this is worse.
pendulum2012 0
I never send out mass texts but everyone who replied to #8 sounds like they have no friends anyway. internet friends on FML don't count.
Mary_Poppins_fml 0
well, you did answer too ... bienvenue au club my friend ^^
redbluegreen 41
I guess that includes you, pendulum2012, doesn't it. I'd invite you to a get together, but you see, I only hang out with people I know in real life. Shame, you're stuck at home probably touching yourself to RedTube. I'll try to run into you on a different forum someday. I know you'll miss me. ;D
lovelyred 0
lol it depends who you sent it to that makes the fml. like if it was your grandma I'd lol.
maddie1 0
wow this is the stupidest fml ever how did it even get on here? i mean wtf
purpPie 0
Hmmm...I did that once...except I was telling the truth :D