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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

8%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

20%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

16%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

58%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

49%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

42%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Z3vil's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Picaresque - / Thursday 26 February 2009 17:57 / United States

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By life insurance for 1 - / Thursday 30 May 2013 16:29 / United States - Encino

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By -___- - / Friday 14 September 2012 23:06 / Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:25 / United States - El Cajon

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By katie / Wednesday 25 May 2011 08:23 /

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I agree, my mouse works.

Up and coming moderator

Work is a 4-letter word

YDI Master

Judgmental

Mobility

Consolation prize

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

It's in the can!

Profile completed

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Beginner

50 favorites

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time