Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Goodbye horses
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
Hypercontrolling
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??
MikeDa1Da 14
This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around
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Comments (176)
steviesnm 6
Not really big news when it comes to horse injuries. When you put 150 lb people and 1000 lb animals together, there are injuries and fights, and anyone who is regularly around horses is aware of that. Unless of course, OP is just some stupid shit who smacked a random horse or something and thought they could get away with it.
boofgall 16
Tl;dr
steviesnm 6
You seem so intelligent. You're right, 3 sentences is far too long to actually read. I should do as you do. NoYDI;stupidcommenters;injuryinevitable What the ****.
Enslaved 38
A horse is a horse, of course, of course
hecseferblade 1
......did you win?
elabuwa 6
If he did, he wouldn't posting on FML.com
JenniferTheDark 0
Bad Horse?
badbadman187 1
And that's what you get for questioning how amazing the amazing horse is
Pelreskovich 11
You're lucky that's all you broke. A horse could kill you.
Equestrianlover 4
One almost killed me... Though it'd be funny to buck me off over a jump and step on my torso on the other side.
perdix 31
When you debate a horse, always choose "Yea." They own "Neigh."
IronMaiden45 0
Never disagree with Sara jessica Parker
perdix 31
Or John Kerry, or John Elway.
thatshot808 6
or Natalie Nunn
CalhounBoy 0
How in the hell do you get into an argument with a horse? I can understand it being stubborn and not wanting to listen to you, but that's when you grab the rains and show it who's boss!
ShyAnn29 15
It's reins....but some horses can be very stubborn, either you can get bucked off (which I have several times) or sometimes they will lay down and try and roll while you're on one, but that's not as common as being thrown off
9R1NC3S5 0
Ouch! That sucks.