Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML
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HollowSanctuary
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Cuff her and play out what she said
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Complaining
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Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.
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Cshoc16
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FIRST
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Complaining
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Perhaps...it's a sign. Maybe...could be.
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StoryOfTheYear
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It's a sign that she wants to get intimate with her husband, that's what it is.
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Pentium_4
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she must play a lot of grand theft auto too
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Juggalette_623
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or possibly a hangover 2 reference.
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xXxIracebethxXx
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It's true... FUCK THA SYSTEM!
Nah, just kidding, OP. That was funny though. FYL?
Nah, just kidding, OP. That was funny though. FYL?
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marinus_fml
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Just a kinky way of letting the public know she got laid last night.
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Jonkbaby
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give her the electric chair
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shelbygordon44
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then fuck you OP. jk, FYL man...
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iLOLatURpain69
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Dumbasses, this is a NWA song.
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ScaughtieHolden
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We don't use the electric chair anymore. We use lethal injections.
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angry_anonymous
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OPs wife wants to GET. IT. IN. and she wants all her friends to know
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greatdanen
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does she come straight from the underground?
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markmiller2023
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yep, no one ever said it before the hangover 2. btw, icp fucking sucks
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YtotsDI
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She wants your dick easy
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mikekaz1
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It's not icp retard its nwa
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markmiller2023
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there was some bitch on here named juggalette that was directed to her
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margie2194
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Technically she does "fuck" the police.
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camjamiam
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isnt that in your benefit?
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RochelleRedvines
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I'm sure she fucks you all the time. Have a nice marriage :)
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PeypeyTheBeeotch
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Well, maybe you should let her...
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lizziiexx
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You should've commented something like "you already do." that would've racked up the likes
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irollup
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Ugh. I hate when people say fuck the police. Don't just fuck the police. Take the police on a couple dates. Take the police on a stroll through the park. Feed the police delicious food. Show the police a good time. Then fuck the police.
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amyjadee
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Oh so very clever
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godisnowhere41
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I guess You have a waiting list of people who want to fuck you, I wouldn't complain too quickly.
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Arch27
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N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton, 1988.
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Druu
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She does indeed want to fuck the police.
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stickyvikky285
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Haha that's kinda funny though
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xSonic
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Not really though
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cheesypies
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She did it for the lulz.
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DrMime
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What's the matter? She's clearly expressing the behavior she exhibits towards police officers! Dress up in your blue uniform and slap some double wrist jewelry on her hands, I guarantee you she'll be hotter than a polar bear in Al Gore's 'An inconvenient truth'!
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007bawss
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Nahh c'mon police deserve respect.
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elephantom12
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29 - Ba dum tschhh... *whistling cricket*
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DrMime
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Haha! If you thought that was funny, then you'll love my new stand-up routine, "Trying"!
New York times raves: "How long is this?"
The Chronicle states: "Where is the bathroom?"
And the Washington post said: "It's so sad that I'm now laughing!"
New York times raves: "How long is this?"
The Chronicle states: "Where is the bathroom?"
And the Washington post said: "It's so sad that I'm now laughing!"
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StormfrontX33_fml
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She sure does.
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mduerden
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She did it for the nookie
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Bball_boy15
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You should comment "THE POLICE IS F*CKING YOU"
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mchoate
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My thoughts exactly.
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HollowSanctuary
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Cuff her and play out what she said
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slushpup9696
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op should just comment, "Is that an offer?" and see where it takes him
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BeaterOfTheDrums
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"honey, do you mind if I bring the guys from the precinct?"
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Roevera
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haha my boyfriend is going to be an officer.. I'm totally gonna make it my status!
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TourettesGuyFTW
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What he said^
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BeaterOfTheDrums
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She probably did it to see your reaction. Don't dwell on it. If it gets worse.. Well you have a taser gun.
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GoW_Chick
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Taser gun really?
Sounds like one kinky night to me...
Sounds like one kinky night to me...
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RedPillSucks
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All that bucking and shuddering. Such a turn-on.
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maddyyghee
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Supportive wife :)
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falconfan70
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Are you really from Australia
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luismyl
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She does. Doesn't she?
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RechargedCoconut
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They're married, so probably not.
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MrsWojtowicz
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Probably not, RechargedCoconut. She was probably trying to give him a hint. ;)
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Tyger44
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Just make sure that all your money,possessions are safe&your sack in the night.
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GhhOsT206
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Maybe she wanted to fuck a cop. Get back in there and do your thing.
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RawrzIIshScareh
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You got yourself a keeper :)
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hrubi4x4
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Haha