Anonymous
Canada
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CessnaPilot
United States
Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Owned
United States
Goodbye horses
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Me
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
fmlmao
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
wellthen
Clarksville, United States
Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML
Lizziebelle
Seattle, United States
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hypercontrolling
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
dumb dancer
Saginaw, United States
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??
MikeDa1Da 14
This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around
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Comments (176)
thiscrazything 1
Yep, now they both have long faces.
Amezy 9
Never argue with a horse.
UsEumYong 4
Uh oh...now the horse has to put you down...
thiscrazything 1
Horses are great but brut strength will always win. You have to keep the upper hand by using your head, not your body. Hope you have a speedy recovery.
Leipe_Henkie 10
so Im wondering, how did this happen? I think it matters a great deal how you accomplished this in wether i think it was stupid or just unlucky ;)
kordurac 2
What did horse do?
EduJav321 24
Never stand behind a horse.... Or put your hands near its mouth
Voldy_fml 16
How can you get into a disagreement with a horse? I have a feeling I'm on the horse's side. Be glad he didn't break anything else.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi because you were most likely yanking on his harness or his rope out of anger.
justineis 1
Woah how does that happen lol??