Anonymous
Canada
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CessnaPilot
United States
Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Owned
United States
Goodbye horses
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Me
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
fmlmao
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
wellthen
Clarksville, United States
Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML
Lizziebelle
Seattle, United States
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hypercontrolling
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
dumb dancer
Saginaw, United States
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??
MikeDa1Da 14
This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around
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DQEight 8
So..... Fisting it didn't work out so well eh?
Equestrianlover 4
It actually works on stallions very well.
Fjeldfe 8
How did you manage to do that? Did it stamp on your hand? Or did you get caught or something???
skyeyez9 25
Horses scare me. They are huge, unpredictable and skittish due to being a prey animal. My neighbor's daughter was dragged to death on her pet horse. Why: she was sitting on him and her brother was drinking a soda and she asked for one. He brought it to her, and the sound of the can opening startled the horse and it took off running full speed. She fell off, but her right foot was stuck in the stirrup and she was dragged over a mile. I remember seeing bits of her clothing, hair and blood on the gravel road.
TheNewGuy03 29
That's...horrible. I don't even have words for that... |the kid|
skyeyez9 25
It was awful. She was only 12. I can't open a can of soda without it reminding me of that day. Probably too morbid to share on fml....
Perc_fml 2
Why the long face?
hateevryone 15
and the horse wins...
TheNewGuy03 29
Generally speaking, horses win all of their arguments with (unarmed) humans. |the kid|
Immolate 11
HEY!! NO HORSING AROUND!! :P
Werken247 14
Silly people, everyone knows the only way to win an arguement with a horse is to; FIRST: State your case clearly and firmly so the horse knows you're serious. SECOND: Wave a large bottle of glue in the horses face and say "Don't you agree?"
mssgee21 2
what could you be fighting with a horse about?
flacht765 1
Me too!!!!!!