Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Goodbye horses
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
Hypercontrolling
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??
MikeDa1Da 14
This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around
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Comments (176)
manders134 1
I wish I had a horse..:) if u keep arguing with it I'd love to take it off your hands!
nabila21 0
HURRRRRRR IM A HORRRRRRessSSS!
krs7g4 8
You have to be a bit more nimble if you're going to win in a disagreement with a horse.
saturnsonic 3
was this horse Mr. Ed by any chance?
AdrianEC 15
And that's why you never piss off Pinkie Pie while she's baking cupcakes.
CessnaPilot 5
One of my wife's stallions came up behind me and bit me in my shoulder. I didn't know he was even close to me. This was an unprovoked attack so I swung around and hit him back. I broke my hand.
FreezeeMonsta 19
Your conversational partner has disconnected...
dragoru 0
YDI. Don't **** with Sarah Jessica Parker.
TriDoubleSkip 0
I work for a hunter jumper trainer, I had to walk her TB who has been on total stall rest for 3 months yesterday! I def know how you feel!
bamachick95 9
That's awful! I've had to do that with a horny Lippizaner stud before. Talk about crazy...
Missimoo2901 0
Don't worry I have broken my rib because of a horse but I still love them :)