Anonymous
Canada
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CessnaPilot
United States
Today, I fell off a ladder while building a shelter for one of my wife's horses. I think I broke some ribs. I absolutely hate horses. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Owned
United States
Goodbye horses
Today, my parents came to visit me at the ranch I work at. They're scared to death of horses, but I was explaining how they are almost completely harmless. I was showing them how to work around the horse without getting kicked. As they relaxed, the horse kicked me. I now have a broken leg. FML
Me
Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML
fmlmao
Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML
wellthen
Clarksville, United States
Today, I was at a rodeo warming up while my mom unnecessarily bragged about my training skills to a client. My horse then threw me into a gate at a full gallop, in front of everyone. That was the first time he'd ever misbehaved. FML
Lizziebelle
Seattle, United States
Today, my horse learned a new acrobatic trick. Unfortunately, I was still on top of him when he tried to somersault. The horse is fine. I'm in the hospital, fresh out of surgery for a broken femur. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hypercontrolling
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
dumb dancer
Saginaw, United States
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
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Shelbyyyyyyy 4
Oh youu thought you would win a fight withh an 1000 pound horse??
MikeDa1Da 14
This situation could've been avoided if OP hadn't been horsing around
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Comments (176)
amrypunk 0
I have 3 horses myself and know how you feel!!!
CradleLeena 0
Im guessing the horse won? O.O
WickedClownMCL 1
100-200 pound man VS. 300-600 pound horse *DING DING DING* Neigh!! Yeahhh!!! Crunch!!! Omg help me!!! Did the disagreement sound anything like that?
horses4ever715 8
Umm... 300-600 pounds is more like a pony.. Horses are usually a good bit more then that. Just saying.
JeterArmy 0
You=0, Horse=1
Angie13o 0
This made me laugh! Odd story and an odd way to brake your wrist !
garzanator1313 0
or chuck Norris.... if u do ur ******
idoam 8
"Yeah, my wrist is broken. But you should see the horse."
KiddNYC1O 22
Try having sex with a horse.
twogingers1fire 7
Oh shit... Sorry Sarah Jessica Parker broke your wrist.
i2smart2trick 15
smh