Time to adopt a bunch of cats

By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 15:30 - United States

Today, I burst into tears when my 35 year-old cousin announced on social media she is going to be a grandma. Her 16 year-old son's girlfriend is pregnant. I am 33, single, and have been romantically invisible to everyone my whole life. I'm gonna die alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 022
You deserved it 202

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that's something that shouldn't be celebrated

You’d rather be 16 and pregnant?

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that's something that shouldn't be celebrated

I bet there's someone out there who's dying to meet and woo you. I know that seems platitudinous, but they're out there waiting for you.

You’d rather be 16 and pregnant?

I mean, the good news is, your 16 year old son's gf isn't pregnant!

We all die alone. Unless we're in a plane crash or a mass shooting where having a spouse wouldn't do you a damn bit of good anyways.

Well that was cheerful and uplifting. 🤭

Do the math. Your cousin was 16 and now her sons is going to be a dad at 16. You on the other hand can, have a baby on your own. Become a foster parent.

I'd rather be single my whole life than a grandma at 35. Oh wait. I don't want kids so I don't have to be single.

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

Younger people announcing that their grandparents always kind of creeps me out. No offense to anyone out there