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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
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The rules are the rules
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
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I like your style
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Perfectionist
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Profile completed
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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50 quality comments
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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Xlights_fml's favorite FMLs

Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonyme / Wednesday 2 September 2015 04:21 / France - Mitry-mory

Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chloe_zjk - / Wednesday 18 February 2015 05:22 / France

Today, my dog and I were sitting on the couch. I went to the bathroom, came back, and saw him walk over the remote, which caused the TV to change to the Hustler channel, just a few moments before my girlfriend walked through the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sam l. / Saturday 10 November 2012 06:51 / United States

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Clive81 - / Tuesday 17 February 2015 20:02 / United States - Alpharetta

Careless Whisper

Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ihatejasonderulo - / Tuesday 2 September 2014 15:32 / United Kingdom - Hounslow

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Beginner

Up and coming moderator

I moderated this!

Socialite

Mobility

The rules are the rules

Checking you out

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Night owl

Santa Claus

Inception

I like your style

Perfectionist

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Profile completed

It's in the can!

One ring to rule them all

The Mixer

Consolation prize

50 favorites

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

Work is a 4-letter word

One more and it's business time

YDI Master

100 kick-ass comments

42

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

50 quality comments

Tweet, tweet

The thumb strikes back

My diary is a collector's item

Tell us what happened next

The return of the thumb

Careless Whisper