Health: Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what...

By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML

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By pridekills - 19/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Mulberry

Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2012 15:54 - United States

Today, I had a long conversation with my fiancé about how smoking menthol cigarettes is not a substitute for brushing your teeth. He still isn't convinced. FML

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By ZydecosGirl - 10/05/2013 03:11 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML

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By Owww - 10/07/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist at 8:30 for a check up. I walked out at 2:00 with a root canal and several thousand dollars in debt. I guess I'm not having a wedding this year or quitting the job I hate. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2015 16:45 - United States - Oakland

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

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By BLEACH Gum - 22/07/2018 15:00

Today, I decided to finally bleach my teeth. After 45 minutes of stinging pain, my teeth are still yellow as ever. My gums, on the other hand, are opaque white. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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By aintgotnoteeth - 19/07/2016 17:53

Today, after 6 dentist visits, 2 root canals, and $1,500 that I'll likely have to sell vital organs to pay, the agonizing tooth pain I've had for months is unrelenting. Apparently, shrugging and offering to experimentally yank all my bottom teeth is my smurf-shit of a dentist's actual plan. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 02:03

Today, after a childhood of battling bad teeth and cavities, I'm an overzealous brusher. I found out that I have cavities in all quadrants of my mouth from over-brushing, which will need multiple appointments to fill. FML

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ellis_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

brush your teeth?

Ownord_fml 10

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:50

Drink less coffee/tea ^^

Comments

ellis_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

brush your teeth?

klumzy0123456789 6

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:38

eww dude brush and floss ur teeth or u wont have anu!!!

XxBlackamusPrime 5

Saturday 18 December 2010 8:40

brush yo teeth brush yo teeth brush yo got-dam teeth!

TriflingAllDay 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 1:13

Dont smoke crack.

z4opv14 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:50

#1 is right :D

Ownord_fml 10

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:50

Drink less coffee/tea ^^

Zxmbye 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:50

Time to buy some whitening strips!

yer_maw 1

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:51

yeah try some oral hygine lawl the word oral ;D

kirstyannemiller 4

Saturday 9 June 2012 22:41

I looked at your profile cause your comment was really melting, but hey we have the same name!

beyotch 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:56

Ew dude, brush your teeth.

insane_chick 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:56

It could be that you drink way too much coffee and tea. That will stain your teach no matter how much you brush your teeth. You can get your teeth whitened you know, the technology is there.